alice ,
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I'm my with a of a , as seen through an camera. I'm feeling classy like that.

Enjoy 🐈💨🎉

(it's probably all downhill from here, but feel free to for more highbrow content)

Cat farting on infrared camera.

PalmAndNeedle ,
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@alice Congratulations :blobcatbirthday:

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  • PalmAndNeedle ,
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    @alice aww shucks, now you made me blush :blobcatshy:

    RL_Dane ,
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    @alice

    That's a mighty impressive toot!

    jacobwittrock ,
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    @alice @catsalad Oh my friggin jeepers!! 🤯

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  • blabberlicious ,
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    @alice
    That cat exploded on mastodon.

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  • blabberlicious ,
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    @alice
    More of a heat seeking pussile.

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  • blabberlicious ,
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    @alice
    Sorry about that toot,
    I don't know what came over me.

    [said the 🐈]

    angel ,
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    I celebrate all things fart, so cheers.

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  • amin ,
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    @alice @catsalad

    Huh, I just ran across it because someone I follow boosted it (never seen that site before, though I am unfortunately on an iPhone), but that might be the source, indeed.

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  • Tvorsk ,
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    @alice @amin
    So humble of you to not mention your great contributions to cryptography education as part of the famous "Alice and Bob" duo!

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    slegna ,
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    @alice @catsalad if it’s any consolation, for a few years I was known as the “chicken in a wheelchair guy” in some of my circles.

    Amusingly, I think I’ve had so many other wild stories that this became seen as normal.

    I look forward to the normalization of farting cats.

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  • slegna ,
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    @alice she was part of a group of rescues from the baby chicks that are “damaged” from Tractor Supply’s display tubs. It’s their policy to take the sick and injured chicks to a tub in the break room, but the staff were forbidden from caring for them.

    If they perk up, they go back out on the floor, if they expire, they’re marked as a loss from inventory. We had the manager go ahead and mark any chickens destined for the break room as a loss and we took the ~ dozen or so home to try to nurse them back to health. 4 made fully healthy recoveries, one with a sideways leg that never bothered them at all, who are all(last I knew) still alive today!

    This chicken was entirely healthy except for what we eventually realized was likely a neurological ailment. They slowly lost motor control of their legs.

    They had a wonderful 6 months as a spoiled indoor chicken, who absolutely adored all the attention and lack of competition for food. I have a true, hilarious, dark ending to their story, or alternatively, we can go with “yes! Wonderful, happy long chicken life”

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