RosePuckey , 3 months ago I had a message yesterday from a friend who rescued 26 battery hens. They live in her barn most of the time but are allowed to go where they want. The message read 'The girls are laying again, how many eggs do you want? The girls lay an egg most days and are swapped for feed money. So I'll be picking up a couple of dozen later. Back to baking, omelette and fritatta.
I had a message yesterday from a friend who rescued 26 battery hens. They live in her barn most of the time but are allowed to go where they want.
The message read 'The girls are laying again, how many eggs do you want?
The girls lay an egg most days and are swapped for feed money.
So I'll be picking up a couple of dozen later. Back to baking, omelette and fritatta.
MaJ1 , 3 months ago @RosePuckey Eggcellent ! Sorry couldn’t resist that ! 🙄🤦♂️ 😆
@RosePuckey Eggcellent !
Sorry couldn’t resist that ! 🙄🤦♂️ 😆
RosePuckey OP , 3 months ago @MaJ1 I was waiting for something eggscruciating.
@MaJ1 I was waiting for something eggscruciating.
MaJ1 , 3 months ago @RosePuckey I’m glad I didn’t ruin your eggspectations then!
@RosePuckey I’m glad I didn’t ruin your eggspectations then!
RosePuckey OP , 3 months ago @MaJ1 eggzactly
@MaJ1 eggzactly
MaJ1 , 3 months ago @RosePuckey I’m scrambling to cook up a response , hen-ce the eggstremly dodgy laying out of this eggstravagant reply !
@RosePuckey I’m scrambling to cook up a response , hen-ce the eggstremly dodgy laying out of this eggstravagant reply !
RosePuckey OP , 3 months ago @MaJ1 Brilliant reply. I'm not going to compete with that one.
@MaJ1 Brilliant reply. I'm not going to compete with that one.
RosePuckey OP , 3 months ago @MaJ1 Having said that, I may hatch a plan for a reply.
@MaJ1 Having said that, I may hatch a plan for a reply.
MaJ1 , 3 months ago @RosePuckey I seed what you did there ! 😆 This is how @PaulNickson & @NormanDunbar & I became friends. Though we haven’t had a decent pun fight in ages 😆 Beware Mr D. He’s a bit of a shark when it comes to puns & Dad jokes 😁
@RosePuckey I seed what you did there ! 😆
This is how @PaulNickson & @NormanDunbar & I became friends. Though we haven’t had a decent pun fight in ages 😆
Beware Mr D. He’s a bit of a shark when it comes to puns & Dad jokes 😁
TCMuffin , 3 months ago @MaJ1 @RosePuckey @PaulNickson @NormanDunbar I can independently confirm that @NormanDunbar is a maestro of dad jokes 👍
@MaJ1 @RosePuckey @PaulNickson @NormanDunbar
I can independently confirm that @NormanDunbar is a maestro of dad jokes 👍
NormanDunbar , 3 months ago @TCMuffin And, what is worse, he's not even a dad! @MaJ1 @RosePuckey @PaulNickson
@TCMuffin And, what is worse, he's not even a dad!
@MaJ1 @RosePuckey @PaulNickson
NormanDunbar , 3 months ago @TCMuffin @MaJ1 @RosePuckey @PaulNickson @weirdfolks What do you get if you push a grand piano down a mineshaft? A flat minor.
@TCMuffin @MaJ1 @RosePuckey @PaulNickson @weirdfolks
What do you get if you push a grand piano down a mineshaft? A flat minor.
SnerkRabbledauber , 3 months ago @NormanDunbar @TCMuffin @MaJ1 @RosePuckey @PaulNickson @weirdfolks What if you want A flat major?
@NormanDunbar @TCMuffin @MaJ1 @RosePuckey @PaulNickson @weirdfolks
What if you want A flat major?
RosePuckey OP , 3 months ago @SnerkRabbledauber @NormanDunbar @TCMuffin @MaJ1 @PaulNickson @weirdfolks Stick a senior ranking army officer in the mine?
@SnerkRabbledauber @NormanDunbar @TCMuffin @MaJ1 @PaulNickson @weirdfolks Stick a senior ranking army officer in the mine?
SnerkRabbledauber , 3 months ago @RosePuckey @NormanDunbar @TCMuffin @MaJ1 @PaulNickson @weirdfolks I suppose that works. Or you can drop the piano on an airbase.
@RosePuckey @NormanDunbar @TCMuffin @MaJ1 @PaulNickson @weirdfolks
I suppose that works. Or you can drop the piano on an airbase.
TCMuffin , 3 months ago @SnerkRabbledauber @NormanDunbar @MaJ1 @RosePuckey @PaulNickson @weirdfolks Oooh!!! It's a dad's joke-off 🍿🍿🍿 GIF of a deer chewing popcorn as if he's watching a suspenseful film 🍿
@SnerkRabbledauber @NormanDunbar @MaJ1 @RosePuckey @PaulNickson @weirdfolks
Oooh!!!
It's a dad's joke-off 🍿🍿🍿
GIF of a deer chewing popcorn as if he's watching a suspenseful film 🍿
SnerkRabbledauber , 3 months ago @TCMuffin @NormanDunbar @MaJ1 @RosePuckey @PaulNickson @weirdfolks Well I have time for it since I got fired from the orange juice factory. I just couldn't concentrate.
@TCMuffin @NormanDunbar @MaJ1 @RosePuckey @PaulNickson @weirdfolks
Well I have time for it since I got fired from the orange juice factory. I just couldn't concentrate.
TCMuffin , 3 months ago @SnerkRabbledauber @NormanDunbar @MaJ1 @RosePuckey @PaulNickson @weirdfolks GIF of a board of judges holding up score cards in front of a swimming pool.
GIF of a board of judges holding up score cards in front of a swimming pool.
SnerkRabbledauber , 3 months ago @TCMuffin @NormanDunbar @MaJ1 @RosePuckey @PaulNickson @weirdfolks Ouch. I cede the field.
Ouch. I cede the field.
MaJ1 , 3 months ago @TCMuffin @SnerkRabbledauber @NormanDunbar @RosePuckey @PaulNickson @weirdfolks Oh Nuggan’s nuts we’re being judged !
@TCMuffin @SnerkRabbledauber @NormanDunbar @RosePuckey @PaulNickson @weirdfolks Oh Nuggan’s nuts we’re being judged !
TCMuffin , 3 months ago @MaJ1 @SnerkRabbledauber @NormanDunbar @RosePuckey @PaulNickson @weirdfolks Can't have a dad's joke-off without expecting to be judged 🤷 GIF of "Whatever" with a big shrug 🤷
@MaJ1 @SnerkRabbledauber @NormanDunbar @RosePuckey @PaulNickson @weirdfolks
Can't have a dad's joke-off without expecting to be judged 🤷
GIF of "Whatever" with a big shrug 🤷
MaJ1 , 3 months ago @TCMuffin @SnerkRabbledauber @NormanDunbar @RosePuckey @PaulNickson @weirdfolks I’m sure there’s something about not judging least yea be judged 😆
@TCMuffin @SnerkRabbledauber @NormanDunbar @RosePuckey @PaulNickson @weirdfolks I’m sure there’s something about not judging least yea be judged 😆
TCMuffin , 3 months ago @MaJ1 @SnerkRabbledauber @NormanDunbar @RosePuckey @PaulNickson @weirdfolks GIF of a man in a glass house throwing a stone with the caption "People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones"
GIF of a man in a glass house throwing a stone with the caption "People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones"
NormanDunbar , 3 months ago @SnerkRabbledauber I used to own an Origami Paper shop. Business was great to start with ,but it eventually folded. @TCMuffin @MaJ1 @RosePuckey @PaulNickson @weirdfolks
@SnerkRabbledauber I used to own an Origami Paper shop. Business was great to start with ,but it eventually folded.
MaJ1 , 3 months ago @NormanDunbar @SnerkRabbledauber @TCMuffin @RosePuckey @PaulNickson @weirdfolks Oh you crease me up 😆
@NormanDunbar @SnerkRabbledauber @TCMuffin @RosePuckey @PaulNickson @weirdfolks Oh you crease me up 😆
TCMuffin , 3 months ago @MaJ1 @NormanDunbar @SnerkRabbledauber @RosePuckey @PaulNickson @weirdfolks GIF of a Simpson looking quite evil and drumming his fingers together. The caption is "It's scorecard day"
@MaJ1 @NormanDunbar @SnerkRabbledauber @RosePuckey @PaulNickson @weirdfolks
GIF of a Simpson looking quite evil and drumming his fingers together. The caption is "It's scorecard day"
MaJ1 , 3 months ago @TCMuffin @NormanDunbar @SnerkRabbledauber @RosePuckey @PaulNickson @weirdfolks 😆
@TCMuffin @NormanDunbar @SnerkRabbledauber @RosePuckey @PaulNickson @weirdfolks 😆
TCMuffin , 3 months ago @MaJ1 @NormanDunbar @SnerkRabbledauber @RosePuckey @PaulNickson @weirdfolks When I was on Twitter we used to have GIF wars 😂
When I was on Twitter we used to have GIF wars 😂
MaJ1 , 3 months ago @TCMuffin @NormanDunbar @SnerkRabbledauber @RosePuckey @PaulNickson @weirdfolks We’ve had them on here before today 😆
@TCMuffin @NormanDunbar @SnerkRabbledauber @RosePuckey @PaulNickson @weirdfolks We’ve had them on here before today 😆
TCMuffin , 3 months ago @NormanDunbar @SnerkRabbledauber @MaJ1 @RosePuckey @PaulNickson @weirdfolks GIF of three of the Simpson family holding up scorecards each showing 4.5
@NormanDunbar @SnerkRabbledauber @MaJ1 @RosePuckey @PaulNickson @weirdfolks
GIF of three of the Simpson family holding up scorecards each showing 4.5