RosePuckey ,
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I had a message yesterday from a friend who rescued 26 battery hens. They live in her barn most of the time but are allowed to go where they want.

The message read 'The girls are laying again, how many eggs do you want?

The girls lay an egg most days and are swapped for feed money.

So I'll be picking up a couple of dozen later. Back to baking, omelette and fritatta.

MaJ1 ,
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@RosePuckey Eggcellent !

Sorry couldn’t resist that ! 🙄🤦‍♂️ 😆

RosePuckey OP ,
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@MaJ1 I was waiting for something eggscruciating.

MaJ1 ,
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@RosePuckey I’m glad I didn’t ruin your eggspectations then!

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@MaJ1 eggzactly

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@RosePuckey I’m scrambling to cook up a response , hen-ce the eggstremly dodgy laying out of this eggstravagant reply !

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@MaJ1 Brilliant reply. I'm not going to compete with that one.

RosePuckey OP ,
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@MaJ1 Having said that, I may hatch a plan for a reply.

MaJ1 ,
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@RosePuckey I seed what you did there ! 😆

This is how @PaulNickson & @NormanDunbar & I became friends. Though we haven’t had a decent pun fight in ages 😆

Beware Mr D. He’s a bit of a shark when it comes to puns & Dad jokes 😁

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@MaJ1 @RosePuckey @PaulNickson @NormanDunbar

I can independently confirm that @NormanDunbar is a maestro of dad jokes 👍

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@TCMuffin
And, what is worse, he's not even a dad!

@MaJ1 @RosePuckey @PaulNickson

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@TCMuffin @MaJ1 @RosePuckey @PaulNickson
@weirdfolks

What do you get if you push a grand piano down a mineshaft? A flat minor.

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RosePuckey OP ,
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@SnerkRabbledauber @NormanDunbar @TCMuffin @MaJ1 @PaulNickson @weirdfolks Stick a senior ranking army officer in the mine?

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@RosePuckey @NormanDunbar @TCMuffin @MaJ1 @PaulNickson @weirdfolks

I suppose that works. Or you can drop the piano on an airbase.

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SnerkRabbledauber ,
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@TCMuffin @NormanDunbar @MaJ1 @RosePuckey @PaulNickson @weirdfolks

Well I have time for it since I got fired from the orange juice factory. I just couldn't concentrate.

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MaJ1 ,
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@TCMuffin @SnerkRabbledauber @NormanDunbar @RosePuckey @PaulNickson @weirdfolks I’m sure there’s something about not judging least yea be judged 😆

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@SnerkRabbledauber
I used to own an Origami Paper shop. Business was great to start with ,but it eventually folded.

@TCMuffin @MaJ1 @RosePuckey @PaulNickson @weirdfolks

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TCMuffin ,
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@MaJ1 @NormanDunbar @SnerkRabbledauber @RosePuckey @PaulNickson @weirdfolks

When I was on Twitter we used to have GIF wars 😂

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@TCMuffin @NormanDunbar @SnerkRabbledauber @RosePuckey @PaulNickson @weirdfolks We’ve had them on here before today 😆

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