Natasha_Jay , (edited )
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Developer accused of unreadable code refuses to comment

georgedpr ,
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@Natasha_Jay @eay Amazing! Thank you!

smurthys ,
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8rix ,
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@Natasha_Jay git blame on them

mauvedeity ,
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@Natasha_Jay lovely work there. Actually laughed out loud, which is embarrassing because I’m in a takeaway shop.

Hanuwu ,
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@Natasha_Jay We have yet to receive a reply from developer writing deadlock.

nrd ,
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@Natasha_Jay so meee :33333

coastgnu ,
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@Natasha_Jay

Code *IS documentation!

So most developers …

They must be from a different planet it seems for me.

strykeroz ,
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@Natasha_Jay 👏 👏 👏 well played

otte_homan ,
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@Natasha_Jay @xtaran ... it me!

aztrek027k ,

@Natasha_Jay bah dum ching

brunobord ,
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@Natasha_Jay sometimes it's almost unreadable, and you wish it was totally unreadable, because there's not enough mind bleach to erase from your memory.

Natasha_Jay OP ,
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@brunobord

Totally!

I remember a developer who'd built something in SQL in a single statement with six-seven levels of nesting and inner joins and god knows (I could hardly work it out and I was an ex-dev and had written that functional spec. It worked sure, but was insane, warped, and unmaintainable)

I pointed it out to the Dev Team Manager who I knew very well and it was rewritten later on ...

cyningstan ,
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@Natasha_Jay I remember an example with a comment along the lines of "See if we can do this in one big SQL SELECT", as if that was an achievement to be proud of.

systemadminihater ,

@Natasha_Jay If it runs its readable by someone.

lesley ,
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@Natasha_Jay
> My code is self-documenting!

Reiddragon ,

@Natasha_Jay want a comment? here
opens vim
types
ggI/<esc>GA/<esc>:wq

(this will comment the entire file)

Natasha_Jay OP ,
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@Reiddragon
I assume vi is similar though I last used it in the '90s ...

fubaroque ,
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@Natasha_Jay If the code is unreadable adding comments is not going to help. ;-)

GonArrivi ,
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@Natasha_Jay I have interacted with this toot in all ways posaible at it's still not enough 🙌

ericg ,
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@Natasha_Jay All future comments will be issued through their contracted PR firm.

Hippasus500 ,
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@Natasha_Jay
Definitely dreadful. <grin>

GhostOnTheHalfShell ,
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@Natasha_Jay

Question: does Intercal make it worse?

jeanette555 ,
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@Natasha_Jay Their comment would probably be unreadable anyway.

phi1997 ,

@Natasha_Jay Firewall accused of dropping all packets denies everything

GhostOnTheHalfShell ,
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@Natasha_Jay

I knew a guy who declared his code, write only. This was true.

econads ,
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@Natasha_Jay puntastic!

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