lowqualityfacts ,
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

neandertall ,
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@lowqualityfacts the tin pot he wore on his head everywhere he went doubled as both a hat and also a bludgeoning weapon for knocking victims unconscious

smilingheretic ,
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@lowqualityfacts So instead of going around planting appleseeds he was just burying the bones of his victims? Wow. This changes everything.

litlenayaboo ,
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@lowqualityfacts In Chinese, his name is made up of two characters, representing “humanity” and “ranch dressing”.

wilpercy ,
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@lowqualityfacts explains why he’d say, ‘Pass the applesauce’ whenever the doorbell rang.

Subumbral ,
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@lowqualityfacts Babe the blue ox saved us all

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