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Deposed queen of the Stone Age [they/she/he/x]

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I love dinosaurs.
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neandertall ,
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@lowqualityfacts this fact was approved by the Kansas institution for young earth creationism ✅ 👍

lowqualityfacts , to random
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That's crazy.
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neandertall ,
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@lowqualityfacts “cześć” “what did I do wrong? Are you mad at me?”

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Nice.
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neandertall ,
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@lowqualityfacts to Joe DiMaggio, no less! They don’t make men like that anymore. God bless America. 🇺🇸 🫡

lowqualityfacts , to random
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And scientists still don't know why.
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neandertall ,
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@lowqualityfacts like earthworms, babies are used to moist living conditions and are worried about drying out in the sun if they leave their hidey-holes

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I wonder what they talk about.
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neandertall ,
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@lowqualityfacts dangerously close to a high-quality fact since often the operative difference between a noun and adjective in Ancient Greek is based on which syllable gets stressed.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I'm with Abe on this one.
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neandertall ,
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@lowqualityfacts John Wilkes Booth killed him because he was getting too close to blowing the lid on the great catspiracy 🐱

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
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neandertall ,
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@lowqualityfacts technically correct as rats are actually a type of horse

lowqualityfacts , to random
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A ton of families smashed their televisions in horror when this happened.
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neandertall ,
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@lowqualityfacts to be fair, anyone who’s spent more than five minutes with the Great Gazoo would be dropping f bombs like a sailor too

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Another mystery solved.
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neandertall ,
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@lowqualityfacts that’s why there’s hardly any helium left on earth. The pharaohs needed pert and perky tombs, and their top eunuchs just really enjoyed sounding like chipmunks.

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I somehow never knew this.
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neandertall ,
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@lowqualityfacts they were originally called tattytashtags but too many people went to the ER with twisted tongues so they shortened it to hashtags

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
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neandertall ,
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@lowqualityfacts the tin pot he wore on his head everywhere he went doubled as both a hat and also a bludgeoning weapon for knocking victims unconscious

lowqualityfacts , to random
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He makes a good point.

neandertall ,
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@lowqualityfacts technically public urination isn’t a crime if you grumble “I’m Batman” while making eye contact with witnesses walking by

lowqualityfacts , to random
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The movies make this pretty obvious.
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neandertall ,
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@lowqualityfacts this explains her contentious relationship with King Kong, who of course represents Anarcho-Syndicalism

lowqualityfacts , to random
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That's so interesting.
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neandertall ,
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@lowqualityfacts

Futurama cartoon animated gif head of Richard Nixon in a pickle jar saying I feel a jowl movement coming on aroo

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