ElleGray ,
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to people who clap at the end of flights: we owe you an apology

squarefaelltein ,
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@ElleGray ...wir sculden euch eine entschuldingung... hatschi. Gesundheit! Sante! Dankschee!

neurologo ,
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@ElleGray What happened now?

caramelyoghurt ,
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fleg ,
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Smootasaurus ,
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@ElleGray might cancel my TSA pre ✔️

JonnyT ,
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@ElleGray I've never understood why it's called a fear of flying. It's the 'landing' part that people are actually afraid of.

falcennial ,
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@ElleGray 🤣🤣 Elle

delic8darling ,
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@ElleGray how thoughtful 😂

Powerfromspace1 ,
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@ElleGray Especially if is a . Talk about a wing 🪽 and a prayer 🙏 🤪

Djeannot ,

@ElleGray
I'd clap if it was really the end of all flights. 👏

shannonpersists ,
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@ElleGray Bonus 👏🏻 points👏🏽 if👏🏿 you👏🏼 clap👏🏻 between👏🏿 words!

littlescraps ,
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@ElleGray had a rough trip back last night. Medical emergency within 30 minutes turned around landed and pilot slammed on the breaks . We landed “heavy”. Which until they said they needed to fill out paperwork, did I think about the fact we landed with a butt load of fuel… and how bad that could be. Then when we landed in anchorage it was really hard enough I exclaimed rather loudly. Didnt like flying already… this did not help.

bobkmertz ,
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@ElleGray
These events are happening so fast that people aren't even aware of the new thing that just happened 😂

RodneyPetersonTalent ,
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@ElleGray

“Halt! Before you cross the bridge you must answer these questions three, lest you fall into the pit of eternal damnation.”

“Ask me the questions bridgekeeper, for I am not afraid.”

“What is your quest?”

“To find the Holy Grail.”

“What is your favorite color?”

“Blue.”

“What is the terminal velocity of an iPhone falling from 16,000 feet from a Boeing737Max?”

“iPhone Max or iPhone Pro Max?”

“I…I…don’t know! Aaaaahhhhhhhhh…”

🌉🎢🤸‍♂️🌋🔥

adonnen ,
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@ElleGray have you also been stuck in the bad US Southern weather today? Had a flight for 3:30 with a connection before 6. First flight delayed 2+ hours, second is now delayed until 1 am. And they have my luggage.

t_i_m ,
@t_i_m@mastodon.social avatar

@ElleGray I’ve been watching some “let’s understand this plane crash” channels on YouTube and I always come out of them with the stronger and stronger understanding that flying an airplane, let alone a commercial one, is very hard. 😄

blogdiva ,
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@ElleGray apology accepted from me all the Puerto Ricans who do this (yes, it's mostly my people in the hinterlands of NYC and, quiet frankly, everywhere)

skydog ,
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@ElleGray

One flight into CVG...half the people getting off shook my hand, and one elderly lady kissed it.

I think I hit the bar before I hit the room. I never should have flown that approach.

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