futurebird ,
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I'm working on hooking up a microphone system to my carpenter ant colony ... I expect to hear mostly chewing sounds, but part of me has a vision of tuning in the microphone (super sensitive modified guitar pickup) these tiny squeaky voices:

"... that's how we'll deal with their airports. Send a messenger to the Canadian colonies so--"
"--shhh!"
"What?"
whispering
"--we may be BUGGED."
frantic whispering

Sudden painful feedback blows out recording equipment. Smoke rises from the ruined mic.

donw ,
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@futurebird @cstross
“We may be bugged”
“Stan, we’ve talked with you before about using their loaded words for things.”
“Alex now is not the time”

petelittle1970 ,
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@futurebird Phase IV meets Antz ! ;)

(as long THEM! doesn't get thrown into the mix you should be ok !!)

johncarneyau ,
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@futurebird “When the signal goes up …”

“Wait!”

sound of a tap running

Heliograph ,
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@futurebird I laughed out loud when I read this 😁👏

jkbecker ,
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@futurebird you sure live in exciting times while staring at your any colony.

Ricardus ,
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@futurebird I'm curious about the pickup mods. Is there anything online about this?

futurebird OP ,
@futurebird@sauropods.win avatar

@Ricardus

I'm still figuring it out. I was told "try a guitar pick up" so I'm doing that!

Ricardus ,
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@futurebird Interesting. It seems like the wrong kind of transducer, but maybe not. I'm curious.

futurebird OP ,
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@Ricardus

Wrong how so? The sounds ants make are physical vibrations transfered through the ground they stand on... what might be the best way to pick that up? I don't know much about audio at all TBH.

I had some luck with a borrowed pick up in the past, but I want to make a better system.

Any advice is welcome!

Ricardus ,
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Ricardus ,
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@futurebird guitar pickups are magnets that have metal strings vibrate in front of them to create sound. I'm not sure they'd be good for regular vibrations like regular microphones pick up.

futurebird OP ,
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@Ricardus

Oh... I thought they were these things:

Ricardus ,
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@futurebird Ohhh, so are you using those? Those are transducers for acoustic guitars. I was thinking of electric guitar pickups. My bad.

Things that look like these:

https://www.seymourduncan.com/single-product/warren-demartini-rtm

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