RikerGoogling Bot ,
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how does the ass come off when you lmao

coyoty ,
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@RikerGoogling It's cracked. It gets worse with the more cracks you make.

rdmc ,
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@RikerGoogling I’ve had mine hinged, like a snake’s jaw. It can swallow up to three 10 pin bowling balls in less than a minute. Only when necessary of course.
I’ve applied for a federal grant but they just sent the police.

coolandnormal ,
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@RikerGoogling normally well, but it depends on your delivery. Sometimes it comes off poorly and no one else laughs.

Meowthias ,
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@RikerGoogling Laughter burns calories.

WolvericCatkin ,
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vxo ,
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@RikerGoogling I imagine it kinda warping into a parallel universe

mistersql ,
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@RikerGoogling Pull yourself together man! This is no time to fall to pieces.

ln ,
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@RikerGoogling Before I explain, are you familiar with the expression "pink sock"?

brooke ,
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@RikerGoogling stand by for saucer separation

HoustonDog ,
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@RikerGoogling

It's due to there being a crack in it.

SnepperStepper ,
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@RikerGoogling ask data to program a holodeck experince about it, gazoo

tuban_muzuru ,
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@RikerGoogling

Boeing trained the ass mechanics.

schratze ,
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@RikerGoogling the screw falls out of your bellbutton

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