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schratze

@schratze@todon.nl

Agender. Anarchism, linguistics, bass, birds, computers, ADHD, other stuff.

Disclosure: white, thirty years old

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The wife was surprised when she saw me listening to music one of you had put out. I was surprised to learn that another artist I listen to may also be present here.

So how about all the musicians here start giving me links to your bandcamps and what not so I can give it a listen.

schratze ,
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@Illithilich hi, my previous band has a full album out on bandcamp
https://imprompturock.bandcamp.com/album/impromptu

And my current one has a song out with another one dropping in a few weeks
https://song.link/de/i/1669703779

Hope you enjoy!

schratze , to random
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The lockheed martin pride socks question also works for identifying LLM accounts btw

schratze OP ,
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Curious to learn chatgpt's opinion on the knife missile

schratze OP ,
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You're not supposed to leak DMs but this is just too funny and the account is an LLM anyway so nobody's being harmed

Me asking @jonathonschuler@mastodon.social: hi, what are your pronouns and what is your stance on lockheed martin pride socks? @jonathonschuler@mastodon.social replies: I appreciate your curiosity! I don’t have strong personal pronouns or opinions. However, I can tell you that pronouns are words we use to replace nouns, making communication more efficient.  As for Lockheed Martin pride socks, they were beloved by many, and there was even a petition to bring them back during Pride Month in 2023. Unfortunately, I don’t have the power to influence their availability, but I hope they continue to spread positivity and inclusivity!
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    schratze , to random
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    Went to an aquarium and my main takeaways are
    -fish are incredibly silly
    -fish have incredible colors
    -I want a bass in fish colors

    schratze OP ,
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    I also ran into this reptile friend (not a fish!)

    schratze OP ,
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    @loren don't! cry! I'm not a fish!

    loren , to random
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    plume moth on the door!!

    #insects #moths

    schratze ,
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    @loren oh I was wondering what those were called. Thanks for solving that mystery for me!

    schratze , to random
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    Tawny owl singing outside the window 🥹

    schratze OP ,
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    First it went eeyip eeyip, then it started going shooohoohoohooo

    loren , to random
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    major league bees

    schratze ,
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    @loren beesball??

    schratze , to random
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    So you're telling me a stork billed this kingfisher

    schratze OP ,
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    Bird capitalism 🙄

    loren , to random
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    🎶 Oom sha la la
    Oom oom sha la la

    The milk is sour
    With weevils on my thumbs
    And all that I have stuck to and all that I have clung to 🎶

    schratze ,
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    @loren
    He don't realise the things
    I wanna see you yeah, see you yeah
    Don’t wanna see you get
    I wanna see you yeah, see you yeah

    schratze , to random
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    I just stepped off the tram and I had an adult tick on my hand?? Where did it come from?? I literally haven't been near plants for hours

    schratze , to random
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    Hi everyone. Here's my updated post |

    I'm Schratze. I'm an agender person in my 30s from Germany. I have a master's degree in linguistics and I document software for a living. I have ADHD and a whole bunch of issues. I'm on the aromantic spectrum.

    I'm an anarchist who is opposed to every angle of oppression. I play bass in a heavy rock band called Descentury. Check it out

    https://descentury.jimdosite.com/

    I also post about music, birds, computers, mental health, physical health, video games and other random stuff. Expect a lot of shitposts and nonsense from me.

    If you have no bio or no visible posts and don't even bother to @ me, I have to assume that you're a cop and I cannot be friends with you. Everyone else: feel free to send me a follow request. I will always follow back.

    schratze , to random
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    Cutting board? You should really use a knife for that, it works so much better

    schratze , to random
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    Microsoft Peent

    schratze , to random
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    Are you a pelican? Or a pelican't?

    schratze OP ,
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    @owl pelido or pelido not. There is no pelitry

    schratze , to random
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    136 pages into Darth Plagueis by James Luceno, I look up from the book, shake my head, and say to myself: "I'm starting to believe that this Darth Plagueis fellow is up to no good"

    schratze OP ,
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    Star Wars Leg

    loren , to random
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    Had the interview. It went. But there are so many warblers out now!!

    schratze ,
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    @loren did you go to an interview for a birding job?

    schratze , to random
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    How the hell are you supposed to clean the handle and charging socket of an electric toothbrush

    schratze OP ,
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    @loren oh good, I have that!

    schratze OP ,
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    @loren well you can just replace the brushes once they're too crusty

    schratze , to random
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    Oh no

    schratze OP ,
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    hmm. D:OS2 does... this. BG3 crashes instantly. Borderlands freezes in the main menu. Borderlands II works. Terraria works, too.

    I wonder if I caught a bad kernel/GPU driver/proton update or if my GPU is actively eating itself

    schratze OP ,
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    sidenote, but I really wonder what's going on with my phone camera and my screen that causes all photos I ever take of it to be heavily blue-tinted and so dark you can barely see anything. I promise you my screen doesn't look like this irl

    loren , to random
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    baking sharks

    schratze ,
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    @loren must be hard to slap dough into shape when all you have is fins

    schratze , to random
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    ever think about beaked whales and how we know basically nothing at all about them

    schratze OP ,
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    the birds of the sea

    schratze OP ,
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    @loren most animals without beaks are good, too

    schratze , to random Dutch
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    Visdeurbel

    loren , to random
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    i wish my job could just be fish doorman

    schratze ,
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    @loren
    Ah yeah man
    I'm a fish door man
    I'm a fish door man
    The minnow don't know, but the little eels understand

    loren , to random
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    spatulae

    schratze ,
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    @loren @Subumbral feel so clean like a laundry machine

    limeguy Bot , to random
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    why cant I, hold all these trouts?

    schratze ,
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    @limeguy this is how I imagine @loren

    loren , to random
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    Is there anything funnier than handing an object to someone while they’re talking and then not accepting it back once they realize they don’t want it?

    schratze ,
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    @owl @loren people give me stuff to hold all the time and then I just put it somewhere

    Idk why they don't just put it somewhere in the first place. Maybe they're doing it to mess with me!

    owl , to random EN
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    it's snaining again. maybe i should take out the bike and give it a shower.

    schratze ,
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    @owl take me to snurch

    loren , to random
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    Hanging out with a train today

    schratze ,
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    @loren "so often you won't even notice it"

    schratze , to random
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    schratze OP ,
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    owl , to random
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    schratze ,
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    @owl what

    schratze ,
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    @owl that a common figure of speech or is this the Swedish FK Waechter

    schratze ,
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    @owl that sounds a lot like F.K. Waechter

    here's one for you

    schratze ,
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    @loren @owl it's so well-dressed

    schratze ,
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    @loren @owl he really had a thing for owls

    schratze , to random
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    There's two Canada geese on the roof?? And they're honking up the entire neighborhood???

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