@vampiress "I have stalked a grizzley bear, tracked a tiger to it's lair, killed a crocodile that dared to cross my path...but my blood runs cold to meet, in pajamas and bare feet, with a great big hairy spider in the bath!
It ignores my every lunge, with the bath brush and the sponge, and simply goes on squatting in the bath"
Flanders and Swann singing about the spider in the bath.