lowqualityfacts ,
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar

Today someone accused me of stealing a joke that I posted. I told them I write everything I post myself and asked if they could show me the original joke that they thought I stole. I guess they were unable to find it, and naturally, instead of admitting they were wrong they proceeded to block me. I am many things (a fiend, a heathen, a self-proclaimed titan of industry, etc.) but I am no joke thief.

imbou ,
@imbou@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

@lowqualityfacts another low quality fact! 😝

bonkers ,
@bonkers@nerdculture.de avatar

@lowqualityfacts I officially grant you all my silly jokes.

davidbcohen ,
@davidbcohen@twit.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts Arguing with some online complainer and expecting to change their mind with rational points is far too high quality. Cut it out!

Aleggra ,
@Aleggra@mstdn.party avatar

@lowqualityfacts

Isn’t anything that’s posted on the net pretty much up for grabs? Hell, AI is scraping the internet for anything we post & even pics of our faces can be stolen by facial recognition along with our identities & gawd knows what else?

The internet is now the new Wild West without a Sheriff in sight 😡

JSkier ,
@JSkier@social.linux.pizza avatar

@lowqualityfacts I mean this as a complement, but your jokes are so bad, they couldn't possibly be stolen. And bad jokes, to me, are the best jokes 🤣

KevinATC ,
@KevinATC@twit.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts how can you steal a joke? was it in a safe, with security guards and dogs? did you have to slip past the lasers?

mcSlibinas ,
@mcSlibinas@river.group.lt avatar

@lowqualityfacts i know i know, copyrights and so on. Let me put this out of sight.

We should look into jokes alone.

Does joke no one stole is a good joke? Does that joke alive? What's the life purpose of the joke no one want to steal? 🤔

Short answer is: short.

tudsamfa ,
@tudsamfa@mastodon.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts This reminds me of the time someone accused me of stealing a joke that I posted. I told them I write everything I post myself and asked if they could show me the original joke that they thought I stole. I guess they were unable to find it, and naturally, instead of admitting they were wrong they proceeded to block me. I am many things (a fiend, a heathen, a self-proclaimed titan of industry, etc.) but I am no joke thief.

JWneural ,
@JWneural@mstdn.social avatar
JonathanCMull ,
@JonathanCMull@mastodon.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts Quality 📈🤔

Meznor ,
@Meznor@mstdn.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts this is a high quality fact, sir/madam/gentlebeing. I come here for low quality facts only. Please rectify this situation.

soundconjurer ,
@soundconjurer@mstdn.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts You did steal a joke, you stole my heart.

noplasticshower ,
@noplasticshower@zirk.us avatar

@lowqualityfacts you definitely stole it from me! What was it again??

davidhmccoy ,
@davidhmccoy@mastodon.world avatar

@lowqualityfacts

“Joke thief”, ironically, was a Fatty Arbuckle bit.

Thought no one would notice, didn’t you? Arbuckle’s cousins own the estate.

Pay them their royalties. Let your cats eat cake for one day.

cdstuck ,
@cdstuck@mstdn.party avatar

@lowqualityfacts hey you stole this joke too!

jon404 ,
@jon404@ioc.exchange avatar

@lowqualityfacts Oh, you're a heathen? Cool.

SRDas ,
@SRDas@mastodon.online avatar

@lowqualityfacts you better watch it!Next thing you know, you're stealing your own jokes and you'll be forced to admit it - then what?

jargoggles ,
@jargoggles@mstdn.social avatar
mikrosporum ,
anthropy ,
@anthropy@mastodon.derg.nz avatar

@lowqualityfacts stealing jokes is not a joke!
You wouldn't download a joke

memoriesin8bit ,
@memoriesin8bit@mastodon.gamedev.place avatar

@lowqualityfacts Just a few days ago I came up with "A LINK TO THE PASTA" all by myself. And I proclaimed that loudly. And yes, I am sure the entire fan base of that game laughed about that 30 years ago. It happens.

mdwalters ,
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@lowqualityfacts they couldn't handle the low quality facts style

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