futurebird ,
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Thomas Hawley Tuberville clearly had no idea what IVF was in an interview. Assumed it was some kind of birth control (IUD) or abortion. He just doesn't care about these issues enough to follow them. He doesn't have a womb, and his wife did all that woman stuff so he could have two sons. Why should he know?

Some of you might want to try to tell me he couldn't possibly be in the SENATE & be this uninformed & uninterested.

I want to think that too. But let's be honest about what we are seeing.

futurebird OP ,
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I know more about football than Tuberville knows about reproductive medicine and rights.

And it's not like I'm the head of the NFL.

But maybe if we found someone who knows say 1/10 of what I know about football, and put them in charge of the whole sport. That might help him to understand the nature of his failure.

Not that these things are of objectively equal importance but it is the only thing that might reach the guy.

cafechatnoir ,
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@futurebird
That man is dumber than a sack of hammers, but he coached college football, which makes him a god or something in Alabama.

futurebird OP ,
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@cafechatnoir

You take that back about sacks of hammers.

ifnotnow ,

@futurebird
sometimes I dream about a plague that turns stupid people bright fricking orange so that no one can fool themselves

amart ,
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@futurebird @lisamelton All thanks to a majority of the people who voted in the great state of Alabama who thought “football coach” was a fine resume builder for a lawmaker that represents 1% of one of our 3 branches of government. To be fair, “football coach” is better than some of the other fascist (Republican) senators that have “misogynist nazi sympathizer” on their resume … but not by much.

GreenFire ,
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tmstreet ,
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@futurebird One thing we have learned is that it doesn't matter how stupid and misinformed you are, you can still be a U.S. Senator and even a President.

astrablaster ,
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@futurebird well he is well known to be the dumbest senator anyway

futurebird OP ,
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“My opinion of a white nationalist, if someone wants to call them white nationalist, to me is an American.”

“I am totally against any form of racism. I always have been. I was a football coach. I’ve dealt with more minorities than everybody in this building. And so, I treated everybody with respect and made sure everybody had full opportunity.”

He thinks the three branches of the United States government are “the House, the Senate and executive”

He has not learned anything about his his job.

Woodswalked ,

@futurebird
I usually argue that stupid is a shallow cover given to excuse those who actively seek to do evil.

In Tuberville’s case I do find he is the exception in being both.

nods

I am seeing too.

dave0 ,
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@futurebird He’s also made a suspiciously enormous amount of money in the stock market, often in industries highly influenced by committees he sits on. 🤔

jargoggles ,
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@futurebird
"I was in a position of power over black people, so I think I know a thing or two about racism."

futurebird OP ,
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@jargoggles

I don't suspect "thinking" or "knowing" are often on his agenda at all least of all for this.

It's painful... how he is. By choice apparently.

nazokiyoubinbou ,
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@futurebird This reminds me of when someone in the GOP claimed to be an expert psychologist because he was a dentist. Being a coach taught that man nothing but how to help cover up immoralities and crimes.

Jackiemauro ,
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@futurebird and not only in the senate, but in the senate in a party whose whole raison d’être. And yet they remain so ignorant.

barrygoldman1 ,
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@futurebird i never listen TO what have these orcs say. i just watch the emotional content.

as Gregory Bateson once said, half of our verbal communication is the equivelent of posturing for social status, the words dont much matter.

harmonygritz ,
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@futurebird Tuberville clearly didn't know a thing in his first responses (Problem 1), and thought he didn't have to (Problem 2).

You can see his face change! He thought he got away with something, dodging the first question. Then he was "deer in the headlights" on the second question from another reporter.

[Jackie Gleason homina homina clip goes here.]

futurebird OP ,
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If you shine a flashlight in one ear you can watch dust mites do a shadow play on the wall out the other. It's remarkable.

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