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jerry , to random
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I wonder how many security programs are designed around meeting the expectation of auditors, vs designed to protect the environment which is then inspected by auditors 🤔

ifnotnow ,

@jerry
<<I wonder how many security programs are designed around meeting the expectation of auditors, vs designed to protect the environment which is then inspected by auditors?>>
how about every single one of them. teaching to the test syndrome is the essential error of modern education... it's too expensive to teach people how to think... and money is the least of the costs

jerry , to random
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I feel like I've probably hurt a lot of feelings today with my hot takes. my apologies...

ifnotnow ,

@jerry
<<I feel like I've probably hurt a lot of feelings today with my hot takes. my apologies...>>
you are a good man for the empathy, it needed to be said, but I wish folks thot that having hurt feelings every now and then were a good check on the ego and on more impactful things... ehh, just saying thank you I think, but lets take care of people first, yeh....

rbreich , to random
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ifnotnow ,

@rbreich
<<I dont call myself an economist>>
economic theory is like defense of the dark arts, it's practices should be thoroughly acknowledged as evil, studied only to defend against and should never be discussed in public... i mean, think of the children:)

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  • ifnotnow ,

    @rbreich
    >Trump is out of his mind and desperate. His speech...<
    Yeh, you had me at Trump is out of his mind.

    futurebird , to random
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    The police showed up and pointed a gun at the man on fire.

    ifnotnow ,

    @futurebird
    I hope my bladder is full if one those ah*s gets set on fire... cause I know I'm going to do my damndest to put it out, because that's who I am, but if there is such a thing as poetry in real life, that would be it...

    futurebird , to random
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    Thomas Hawley Tuberville clearly had no idea what IVF was in an interview. Assumed it was some kind of birth control (IUD) or abortion. He just doesn't care about these issues enough to follow them. He doesn't have a womb, and his wife did all that woman stuff so he could have two sons. Why should he know?

    Some of you might want to try to tell me he couldn't possibly be in the SENATE & be this uninformed & uninterested.

    I want to think that too. But let's be honest about what we are seeing.

    ifnotnow ,

    @futurebird
    sometimes I dream about a plague that turns stupid people bright fricking orange so that no one can fool themselves

    futurebird , to random
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    "Why would aliens care about us? We might be like ants to them."

    me: 😳 "Yeah, what kind of nerd ET would be obsessed with collecting, filming and learning about ants. Ha ha. We have nothing to worry about." 😬

    ifnotnow ,

    @futurebird
    'they'd make great pets (they'd make great pets...)'

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