It's always interesting to me to see what people think of as Enterprise™ or Google Scale™
About half the time it seems completely orthogonal to what is actually used in Enterprise™ or at Google Scale™
"We don't need that, it's only useful at Google Scale™" seems to have about a 50/50 chance of actually being something that is related to Google's scale and not just… like a standard "you have a distributed system" requirement or a more general problem.
All these young whippersnappers and their nines! When I was their age, stuff went down all the time, and that's how we liked it! Error pages build character! 😂