@GottaLaff you know our demands are only going to escalate from this point, right?
It starts with "who's a good boy?" then "who wants a treat" and next thing you know you have an OnlyFans channel full of puppy videos and a gift register on BestPetTreats.com
@GottaLaff You're talking to someone whose wife feeds chopped up cold cuts to the dogs because "They don't like dog food." I swear they winked at me when she told me that.