@alice if these are metaphors, then 4 of these would qualify: "it rubs the lotion on itself" - yes, I rub the gel in, "only skin deep" - sure, I'm not rubbing skin off in process, and "thigh meat" - yep, I am rubbing it into thighs. Then I throw away the used sachet into trash can, so "down the hatch". So I guess I'm voting "I'm not like other girls" then