lowqualityfacts ,
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It's why old people have such magnificent mustaches.
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happymilk ,
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@lowqualityfacts Note that it's "shaving your face", not "your mustache". Whenever I shave my beard, my mustache becomes twice as thick, right on the spot. Plucking a single eyebrow hair works too.

tony ,
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@lowqualityfacts I was literally told this by my grandparents and parents as a teenager. They fully believed it.

aaronesilvers ,
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@lowqualityfacts this one is kinda too true

filmfreak75 ,
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@lowqualityfacts there's an episode of Seinfeld on point but they were focused on chest hair

wilpercy ,
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@lowqualityfacts it’s an evolutionary response to embarrassment. By shaving face men (and women) can hide behind a hedge. It just requires careful pruning.

smilingheretic ,
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@lowqualityfacts Same thing happens to my back and ear hairs.

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