(hosting the dark souls guy at my house)
me: ok now i'm going to leave you in this room full of valuable antique furniture. now, i know your love of destroying antique furniture by doing forward rolls, so i'm going to ask you politely, as a guest in my house, to restrain yourself from doing that in here please.
dark souls guy: ok
me: now i'm just going to go into the kitchen to put the kettle on
dark souls guy: ok
me: please don't do any forward rolls while i'm gone
dark souls guy: i promise
