me (through the wall): ok i am in the kitchen. i am putting the kettle on. what are you doing?
dark souls guy: i am sitting down. in a normal way.
me: ok that's good. i'm putting the kettle on now.
dark souls guy: ok
me: you know i'll hear you immediately if you start doing any forward rolls in there
dark souls guy: yes. i promise i won't do any.
me: ok, because the antique furniture in that room is very expensive.
dark souls guy: i promise i won't do any. even though i usually like doing that.
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