Not-But-Still-Probably Trump: "I hear boat batteries are good for planes, even though they don't float in water like planes do. Sharkssss. Did you ever see Airport 77? They didn't need federal regulations to safely land in the ocean, those gasoline powered airplanes. But I think gas stations in the clouds could be a thing I'd also do as president. Why not?! Planes need gas. If batteries are outlawed, then only the Energizer Bunny will have them. That's what I did over summer break."