GottaLaff ,
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🎯 Via Jon Ralston:

"Sir, all of the media are talking about how bad Biden was last night and surfacing chatter of replacing him. I think you should do a rally today and say even more than your usual allotment of insane stuff to try to get the focus back on you."

: All they know is electric. They want electric planes. What happens if the sun isn't shining while you're up in the air?

PlasmaBeast ,

@GottaLaff He must not realize that rechargeable batteries exist and good ones at that.

He thinks human body is like a non-rechargeable battery. Which is, even more nuts than thinking its like a battery in general.

pixel ,
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@GottaLaff I can’t tell if this is something he aid or if it’s satire

Laughing And Crying Pedro Pascal GIF by Golden Globes

lillyfinch ,
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@GottaLaff this is real?

GottaLaff OP ,
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GottaLaff OP ,
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@lillyfinch The Trump quote is. The other is mocking by Ralston.

lillyfinch ,
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@GottaLaff what an idiot t is….I am relieved to see that most people on my fb and here are not pearl clutchers. Biden’s rally speech was just that….he is a wonderful human being. Feel so much better today. Hope you do too.

GottaLaff OP ,
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@lillyfinch Yes, it was a terrible bad day but hopefully that’s all it will be from this point forward.

cavyherd ,
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@GottaLaff @lillyfinch

And also, isn't there another debate scheduled closer to the election? One hopes Biden's people will prep him differently.

They really need to bring the same energy to that debate that he had during the SOTU.

GottaLaff OP ,
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@cavyherd @lillyfinch Yes, in September IF both still agree to do it.

cavyherd ,
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@GottaLaff @lillyfinch

I take it there's a question? (I pay as little attention to the in-the-moment details of all this as I can manage.)

GottaLaff OP ,
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@cavyherd Sorry, a question about what? @lillyfinch

jwd630 ,
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@GottaLaff His growing cult loves this riffing infotainment and he knows it. Better to focus on the consequences of his half-baked policy suggestions (or lack thereof) in hopes the cult’s brains engage at some point

ChrisHolladay ,
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@GottaLaff
That's the dumbass coming out once again
😐

Bodling ,
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@GottaLaff You also need to think about the flying sharks when those electric planes start to go down

aardvark ,
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@GottaLaff actual quote backed up by video “Trump: All they know is electric, they want electric army tanks, they want electric planes. What happens if the sun isn't shining while you're up in the air? Well, sir, those, you know that I told you there'd be problems, sir. No, they want electric everything every day. They want electric boats. The problem, the boats, they, they don't float because the battery is so heavy. It sinks the boat. They say we don't care. We want em anyway”

argv_minus_one ,
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@GottaLaff

And here I thought Trump knew all about batteries. 😂

gnaddrig ,
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@GottaLaff Couldn't they install bicycle style pedals with dynamos for all the passengers so in a pinch they can produce enough electricity for a smooth emergency landing?

GGMcBG ,
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@GottaLaff

Not-But-Still-Probably Trump: "I hear boat batteries are good for planes, even though they don't float in water like planes do. Sharkssss. Did you ever see Airport 77? They didn't need federal regulations to safely land in the ocean, those gasoline powered airplanes. But I think gas stations in the clouds could be a thing I'd also do as president. Why not?! Planes need gas. If batteries are outlawed, then only the Energizer Bunny will have them. That's what I did over summer break."

GottaLaff OP ,
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@GGMcBG lol

David211 ,
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@GottaLaff I’m lucky it’s always raining when I want to wash dishes.

GottaLaff OP ,
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@David211 LOL

TheDarcBird ,
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@GottaLaff @David211

I'm so lucky to have dogs, I live in the South and right now, whatever reason we get turns straight into steam...

TheEjj ,
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@GottaLaff Objectively, Biden’s worst moment in the debate wasn’t that blithering.

GottaLaff OP ,
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@TheEjj Right??

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