lowqualityfacts ,
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coyoty ,
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@lowqualityfacts They couldn't find one, though, so they had to use Chernobyl.

KrispyDonutHoles ,
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@lowqualityfacts this explains a lot about my life

cosmiclibrarian ,
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@lowqualityfacts

...And more salt than The Great Salt Lake in Utah.

smilingheretic ,
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@lowqualityfacts Well if you’re gonna be so lazy as to microwave a hot dog, you deserve to be hit with as much radiation as possible!

btuftin ,
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@lowqualityfacts It's true though. Hotdogs generally contain zero Chernobyl.

wilpercy ,
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@lowqualityfacts That explains why hotdogs are carried as a backup power source on nuclear submarines the world over.

More banger for your buck.

thomas_klopf ,
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@lowqualityfacts this is why you should always boil them

KennyPark ,
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@lowqualityfacts That's often my instruction to the waiter.

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