Mr Absolutive, in a burst of enthusiasm for our first election since we became UK citizens, has been eagerly scheduling chats with his colleagues to discuss politics, get their ideas, their philosophies of governance and political parties. We attentively pored through a flyer dropped off by a labour canvasser at our door, and Mr. A enthusiastically reads through party manifestoes and researches candidates.
But no one else has come canvassing! He feels neglected and sad.
