lowqualityfacts , 14 days ago Currently at the airport stirring cement into my peanut butter until the TSA admits it's a solid.
Currently at the airport stirring cement into my peanut butter until the TSA admits it's a solid.
GGMcBG , 14 days ago @lowqualityfacts THIS is why you include concrete in your bug-out bag, fools.
@lowqualityfacts
THIS is why you include concrete in your bug-out bag, fools.
jack_of_sandwich , 14 days ago @lowqualityfacts how is it we still tolerate the TSA?
@lowqualityfacts how is it we still tolerate the TSA?
KanaMauna , 14 days ago @lowqualityfacts Can’t wait until Google AI inserts this fact into a recipe for peanut butter cookies.
@lowqualityfacts Can’t wait until Google AI inserts this fact into a recipe for peanut butter cookies.
JohnJBurnsIII , 14 days ago @lowqualityfacts What you need is some corn starch... and a big of a shock load... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newtonian_fluid
What you need is some corn starch... and a big of a shock load...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newtonian_fluid
vincent , 14 days ago @lowqualityfacts Real. In 2008, the TSA confiscated my very visibly pregnant wife's peanut butter. There were few foods she was able to eat at that time, PB being one of them. But the TSA didn't give a shit. We even held the jar open and upside down. Liquid my ass.
@lowqualityfacts Real.
In 2008, the TSA confiscated my very visibly pregnant wife's peanut butter. There were few foods she was able to eat at that time, PB being one of them. But the TSA didn't give a shit. We even held the jar open and upside down. Liquid my ass.
MardraS , 14 days ago @lowqualityfacts It’s the jelly that’s the problem. I speak from experience.
@lowqualityfacts It’s the jelly that’s the problem. I speak from experience.
HeyItsRosie , 14 days ago @lowqualityfacts Rooting for you!
@lowqualityfacts Rooting for you!