futurebird , (edited )
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An emerald jewel wasp looks at those cute posters that have been all over that have a drawing of cicadas and the quote

"Shed your old skin and scream!"

jewel wasp: ... don't see why it has to be my old skin ...
roach (who is on a date with her): --what??
jewel wasp: (eyeing him) ... nothing...

futurebird OP , (edited )
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Maybe the jewel wasps are attracted to roaches because they remind them of their childhood... and a warm cozy feeling of being... "home"

"I grew up in someone just like you."
"You mean with someone like me?"
"oh uh... yeah. Totally!"

futurebird OP ,
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Jewel wasps are my "toxic fav" forever.

chris_hayes ,
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@futurebird Strong "become ungovernable" energy :blobfoxevil:

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