loren ,
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My path is blocked by a family of geese. Guess I just live here now

Nihtgenga ,
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@loren reminds me of our last coastal vacation. I came along a mother duck with her ducklings beside her next to the path and I succeeded in carefully slipping past. Next crossing I met a lady with a lose dog and told her to be careful and why. guess what came next. nothing. ducks got into the water and looked for another peaceful spot.

loren OP ,
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@Nihtgenga yeah there's a lot of that around here unfortunately, not today though thankfully

wendinoakland ,
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@loren Geese 🪿 you do.

csilverman ,
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@loren I'm just picturing you decades from now, with a long white beard, taking photos of the 35th generation of goslings.

"Who's that, mommy?"

"That's the Watcher, sweetie, no one knows what he is but he's been here since great-grandma was a mere chick"

loren OP ,
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@csilverman lmaoooo i love this haha. i hope to come back to this pond in many years to see their descendants

loren OP ,
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Two people just walked by them. Guess they must be immune to geese

loren OP ,
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I know everyone was very worried but I was able to take a path around them. I survived

tonicfunk ,
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@loren notable exception to the ol' "they're probably more scared of you than you are of them"

loren OP ,
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@tonicfunk lmao seriously. the red winged blackbirds too lol

tonicfunk ,
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@loren whoa did not expect that tbh!!

(i've only ever seen one from kinda far away)

loren OP ,
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@tonicfunk they are very territorial lmao. some were definitely yelling at me this morning

tonicfunk ,
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@loren omg haha

there's a robin who sometimes yells at me when i walk the dogs in the mornings, but sometimes will just hop along the fence a few feet away from me and Look at me to make sure i'm not up to any mischief!!!

loren OP ,
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@tonicfunk lmaoo it's good to make sure!!

Stoori ,
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@loren five years ago in amsterdam our path was blocked by this.

we managed to go around them, but barely!

owl ,
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@Stoori @loren a few years ago, in berlin, we stopped to take photos of a swan family, with a lot of cygnets running around.

the young gones got curious, and came close to us, as we sat there in the grass.

then their parents came, so we had to get up and move to avoid an altercation.

and then we were going to leave, but now our bikes were surrounded by cygnets and protective parents. 🥴

so we just had to patiently wait for a chance to steal our own bikes back from them.

loren OP ,
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@owl @Stoori lmao they just wanted to go for a little ride!!

loren OP ,
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@Stoori looks like a close call!

pixelaquarium ,
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@loren A few days ago I had to get creative leaving my apartment because there were 18 geese outside the front door 4 adults 14 goslings. The goslings wanted to say hello, the parents did not.

loren OP ,
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@pixelaquarium that is a lot of geese lmao

pixelaquarium ,
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@loren yes there's one family with 10 goslings and one with 4 goslings. They are now almost fully grown.

rodbotic ,
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@loren When our geese hiss, they are just saying hello.

loren OP ,
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@rodbotic i didn't get hissed at today luckily, just got some serious side eye lmao

rodbotic ,
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@loren that's so rude of them not saying hello like that

danielthedaring ,
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@loren this was me at the entrance to magee marsh every day for a week: getting through the goose gauntlet

loren OP ,
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@danielthedaring gotta pay the goose toll!

cathos ,
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@loren if this happened in a text adventure, it would probably be over.

cathos ,
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@loren i love how geese are both adorable and terrifying.

loren OP ,
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@cathos so much both lmao

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