futurebird ,
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I know that people say it's unethical but I think it's good to let a cat use her instincts for mousing.

(She is such a little obstruction. Will NOT let anyone do ANYTHING but pet her, please help us she is a tyrant!!)

log ,
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@futurebird I have heard people have had success with the following:

+decoy computer equipment
+acrylic equipment shields
+cat drugs like 'nip, "val", and 'vine
+an ersatz human lap made from old pants and stuffing
+invoking a random section of Shadow Proclamation treaty (only works if cat is a disguised alien)

justafrog ,
@justafrog@mstdn.social avatar

@futurebird Of course, petting Pica is not enough.

You also want to give her snacks and spray water on her enemies.

catsnfats ,
@catsnfats@mastodon.world avatar

@futurebird render unto Caesera that which is Caesera’s! 😊

glasspusher ,
@glasspusher@beige.party avatar

@futurebird why are you neglecting your cat!?!? 🤣

WhiteCatTamer ,
@WhiteCatTamer@mastodon.online avatar

@futurebird I need human augmentation to get a fucking move on so I can get two more arms installed so I can hold and pet my cat while doing other stuff.

panamared27401 ,
@panamared27401@mstdn.social avatar

@futurebird Unethical to let a cat catch a mouse? In what universe? (EATING them, on the other hand, is a no-no. Kirby usually regurgitates his, half-eaten, given the chance. Take the mouse from kitty and toss it outside instead.)

glowl ,
@glowl@chaos.social avatar

@futurebird sell the mouse movements she generates as random noise.

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