@futurebird I have heard people have had success with the following:
+decoy computer equipment
+acrylic equipment shields
+cat drugs like 'nip, "val", and 'vine
+an ersatz human lap made from old pants and stuffing
+invoking a random section of Shadow Proclamation treaty (only works if cat is a disguised alien)
@futurebird I need human augmentation to get a fucking move on so I can get two more arms installed so I can hold and pet my cat while doing other stuff.
@futurebird Unethical to let a cat catch a mouse? In what universe? (EATING them, on the other hand, is a no-no. Kirby usually regurgitates his, half-eaten, given the chance. Take the mouse from kitty and toss it outside instead.)