futurebird ,
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Gonna get listed in the yellow pages as an "ant psychologist" ... I'll find out why your ants are too nervous... or aggressive... or depressed. Give me a call!

Lyle ,
@Lyle@cville.online avatar

@futurebird I am furious that you don’t have a show yet

sepdroid ,
@sepdroid@androiddev.social avatar

@futurebird Getting listed as an "ant psychic" would be better for the television show that you don't have yet.

DavidM_yeg ,
@DavidM_yeg@mstdn.ca avatar

@futurebird

If your ant looks down,
or your queen’s depressed,
who ya gonna call?
Ant Psychologist!

If your workers are slow,
nervous, or just stressed,
who ya gonna call?
Ant Psychologist!

KateOfMind ,
@KateOfMind@mastodon.social avatar

@futurebird ANT SHRINK. Just to make people stop and think...

catselbow ,
@catselbow@fosstodon.org avatar

@futurebird

You're going to be doing a lot of group therapy. With LARGE groups.

llewelly ,
@llewelly@sauropods.win avatar

@futurebird
(several summers in a row I got a job delivering old-style "yellow pages" and "white pages" dead tree phone books. The first time I went to the warehouse to pick them up, the warehouse was filled with stacks of pallets so huge I felt like an ant standing next to one. )

philipbrewer ,
@philipbrewer@wandering.shop avatar

@futurebird I want a photo with you sitting next to a tiny little couch with an ant on it, presumably telling you its troubles.

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