Gonna get listed in the yellow pages as an "ant psychologist" ... I'll find out why your ants are too nervous... or aggressive... or depressed. Give me a call!
@futurebird
(several summers in a row I got a job delivering old-style "yellow pages" and "white pages" dead tree phone books. The first time I went to the warehouse to pick them up, the warehouse was filled with stacks of pallets so huge I felt like an ant standing next to one. )