futurebird ,
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Important: Pica has no "legitimate need" for your credit card or SS number. Please do not give her your personal information. She is NOT in charge of a "Charity that Helps Persecuted Cats" nor does she have "Online Courses to Help U Sleep Better" She is NOT a "Sleeping Expert."

I think most of this is obvious but I'm just trying to clean up after the last ... incident.

eaterofsnacks ,
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@futurebird Wait a sec, a cat who isn't a sleeping expert?

blogdiva ,
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right?!?!? @eaterofsnacks i trust Pica before i trust @futurebird 🧐

futurebird OP ,
@futurebird@sauropods.win avatar

@blogdiva @eaterofsnacks

WHAT

everyone always takes her side!!?

(she didn't tell you she'd pay you to make positive comments, did she? because she won't. She doesn't even really understand money)

VoxofGod ,
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@futurebird @blogdiva @eaterofsnacks I'm typing this from the yacht Pica got for me

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