lowqualityfacts ,
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Meowthias ,
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@lowqualityfacts The challenge is to find a way to microwave something to eat from the Panda Express before the store mannequins that come to life at night -eat you-.

lizardbill ,
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@lowqualityfacts they're required by law to lay under a soda fountain and drink directly from the nozzle.

Lyle ,
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@lowqualityfacts Yes, Dawn of the Dead rules have been in effect at malls since 1978, part of the Romero Accords signed that year

wauz ,
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donutage ,
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@lowqualityfacts But only from Hot Topic and/or Spencer’s Gifts.

Merk_94 ,
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@lowqualityfacts “One. Armani suits and run.”

liying ,
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@lowqualityfacts
what if I was locked in a bank :owi:

MTP ,
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@lowqualityfacts Just to confirm, if it happens to you, you're only allowed to steal low quality items?

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