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donutage

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Honorary lady rhetorician. He/him.
I also post (even less frequently) as @donutage

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lowqualityfacts , to random
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I love Norse mythology.
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donutage ,
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@lowqualityfacts That’s a delightful image! Wee Thor, the wittlest Aesir!

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I should have suspected.
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donutage ,
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@lowqualityfacts Don’t even get me started about Big Polygon.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I was once again mistaken for a bot, so here's a picture of me and my girlfriend in the beautiful state of West Virginia. It's a lot like Virginia, but with less east.

donutage ,
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@lowqualityfacts Wild & Wonderful West Wirginia!

lowqualityfacts , to random
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That's fair.
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donutage ,
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@lowqualityfacts But only from Hot Topic and/or Spencer’s Gifts.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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We made a comic about the moon.

donutage ,
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@lowqualityfacts I love you, Moon!

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I believe the Mordor scenes were shot in the subway.
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donutage ,
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@lowqualityfacts I appreciate that you didn’t go with a cheap New Jersey joke here (even if the Meadowlands do bear a not-insignificant resemblance to the Dead Marshes).

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I hope they get along.
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donutage ,
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@lowqualityfacts Hmmm, they are both plagued by evil wizards…

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I've always wondered what that was.
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donutage ,
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@lowqualityfacts Two minutes in the box for that one!

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I don't think most people understand how big of a deal it is that Tracy Chapman performed Fast Car at the Grammys. She wrote that song in 1988. Cars were MUCH slower back then. So when she got up on that stage, everyone watching thought "Uh oh, does she even know what a fast car is anymore?" But Tracy knocked it out of the park. She showed the world that 36 years later she can still sing about faster cars than we can even imagine.

donutage ,
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@lowqualityfacts This is the only take on the Grammys worth reading.

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The greatest miracle of them all.
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donutage ,
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@lowqualityfacts And the Lord saith, "I drink up all the Hennessy you got on your shelf, so just let me introduce myself."

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Tailing this illuminati truck back to its lizard-people infested headquarters. Will keep you guys updated.

donutage ,
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@lowqualityfacts How’d this mission turn out?

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