futurebird ,
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Hey mister binturong, you a bear? or are you a cat? or are you a big rodent? Or heck... are you some kind of raccoon? Which one are you?

mister binturong: yea

llewelly ,
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@futurebird
binturong, binturong
how long has it been
since your lineage
was split from the cats?
forty million years,
more or less

binturong, binturong
how long has it been
since your lineage
was split from the bears?
fifty-five million years!

binturong, binturong
not a cat nor a bear
live in trees and get weird
eating bugs and fruit
with bright bristly hairs
and white whiskers
on your nose



barrygoldman1 ,
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@llewelly @futurebird haha i used to play a game on the old craigslist discussion forums cuz once a yahoo asked 'yeah how could a cat evolve into a dog?' and i would post DOZENS of species of carnivors phylogenetically surrounding cats and dogs and ask "ok wise guys, which of these kinds is cats and which is dogs?" fun days

llewelly ,
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@barrygoldman1 @futurebird
if I was confronted with a mixture of skulls from cat-like caniforms and dog-like feliforms, I doubt I could separate them correctly.

futurebird OP , (edited )
@futurebird@sauropods.win avatar

@llewelly @barrygoldman1

When I saw that hyenas were in "Feliformia" I realized I would never be able to sort out the bear/dog/cat/walrus/sea dog/raccoon group might as well call all the Carnivora "binturongiforma"

trammell ,
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@futurebird @llewelly @barrygoldman1 misread this as “Felifornia”, brain imagined a large coastal state populated entirely by cats.

futurebird OP ,
@futurebird@sauropods.win avatar

@trammell @llewelly @barrygoldman1

Felifornia? hear catnip's legal out there.

futurebird OP ,
@futurebird@sauropods.win avatar

@llewelly

There is an alternate history where there are all kinds of binturong and fossa and people see a cat and say "what is that? A fossa or a binturong?"

*people in this case might be 4' tall floresiensis descendants

Cyrus ,
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@futurebird If that’s binturong then I don’t want to be binturight

thepoliticalcat ,
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@futurebird Native to the same general area as me. But I don't smell like popcorn.

futurebird OP ,
@futurebird@sauropods.win avatar

@thepoliticalcat

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