futurebird ,
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This morning the South Bronx smells like summer. There is a perfume in the air— a sigh of the earth, the smell of mosses life. Birds are making a huge racket— blossoms dance their way down from the trees. I didn’t need a coat today! Today is a great day to find a queen ant!

It’s incredible to me that there is no way as of yet to scan the air and identify smells. I wish I could pinpoint, name the elements of this smell of summer— all I want is a universal identifier for millions of chemicals!

justafrog ,
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@futurebird

"This is an ideal day!"

"Yeah, let's go have a picn--"

"Let's see if I can find a castaneus!"

"... er, what?"

"A queen!"

"Royalty?"

"Ants! ANTS! What else could I possibly mean?"

australopithecus ,
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@futurebird
Gas-chromatography-mass-spectrometry is what you're looking for. Unfortunately it's not really portable yet, but it does the job you're asking for and we're maybe getting pretty close to portable.

TeflonTrout ,
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@futurebird what? It's in the repo, open your body's command line and run "sudo apt-get bloodhound"

Selena ,
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@futurebird
These are the best days of the year: when nature has all come together and declared spring

llewelly ,
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@futurebird
the nose: capable of recognizing millions of different chemicals.

the brain: can name none of them.

the sinuses: obstruct it with mucus at inconvenient times.

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