JeeBaiChow ,

Uh.. start collecting?

Dagwood222 ,

Giuliani got lucky when a reporter named Jimmy Breslin broke a the story on a big scandal involing a local Democratic bigwig. That was what lead him to winning the New York City Mayor's race. As Mayor he was famous for bullying civil servants and arresting the homeless.

RubberElectrons ,
@RubberElectrons@lemmy.world avatar

Yup, 100% a piece of shit. That black stuff running down his empty skull a few years back? Haha shoe polish!!... No friend, that was what simulates a brain in his decrepit shitbag body, leaking.

some_guy ,

At what point does the court assign someone to have power of attorney to carry out the court-ordered steps toward restitution? Is such a thing possible? I have to think that it is.

xmunk ,

Cut his stipend back to 700/month and see how quickly he shapes the fuck up.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

All Rudy had to do was sit back and not involve himself with Trump.

He could be sitting in a fancy Manhattan condo drinking expensive scotch and drunk dialling his cousin but he had to throw it all away.

ccunning ,

He could be sitting in a fancy Manhattan condo drinking expensive scotch and drunk dialling his cousin ex-wives but he had to throw it all away.

FTFY

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Has he married multiple cousins?

elbarto777 ,

Yes.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

What a fucking degenerate.

elbarto777 ,

To be completely transparent, I replied "yes" as a joke. I don't know if all his exes are cousins. I do know that at least one is, though.

ccunning ,

Holy shit - I totally missed that his first wife was his second cousin 😨

Now I have to apologize for stepping on your joke

Sorry 🫣

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

As far as I know she’s still his cousin.

grue ,

You didn't step on it; you assisted his layup.

Empricorn ,

Plus the loss of respect. I know he surrounds himself with fellow scum, but he was "America's Mayor" after 9-11 and his shitty tendencies were mostly ignored by everyone. Hard to believe, but it was true...

sxan ,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

Fucker grabbed that tail, and once he had a hold, he couldn't let go lest he be eaten.

I hate the comparison; Trump's as much a tiger as I am a blancmange. But his base are like pirhanna, and there's no apt metaphor involving dumb, swarming fish.

FuglyDuck ,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

I dunno. I wouldn’t want to get bitten by a Hump headed parrot fish

sxan ,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

Put me down as preferring to no be bitten by anything.

That's one unattractive fish.

Kethal ,

Is he still missing?

Got_Bent OP ,

Nope. They served him his indictment papers at his eightieth birthday party as convicted criminal Steve Bannon watched.

TachyonTele ,

That whole group of trash must feel like they're the coolest kids on the block.

sxan ,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

God, I hope you're not joking. I can't tell; that could be an Onion title.

0110010001100010 ,
@0110010001100010@lemmy.world avatar
Rentlar ,

The "four seasons" gaffe is still the height of Giuliani's comedy career, but this is up there.

hoshikarakitaridia ,
@hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world avatar

Can confirm. They legally crashed his birthday party.

billiam0202 ,

You forgot to add the part where Rudy Colludy was taunting AZ about process evasion on Xitter literally hours before getting served.

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