EvilEyedPanda ,

Kiev was founded countless generations before Moscow.

ParabolicMotion ,

And yet Putin has expressed his desire to take some states of the United States, and claim them as property of Russia. How does he justify that? Oh, he wants California? Well, it belongs to America. Before that, the Spanish built their missions upon the Southern parts of it, while Sutter had the North, and before that the native Americans had PARTS of it. Does he want Death Valley in the middle of summer. He’ll have to fight rattlesnakes for it.

GoodEye8 ,

Alaska was first settled by Russians so that's the only part he could have a claim, if you forget the fact that the Russian empire sold Alaska to America.

ParabolicMotion ,

I wasn’t discussing Alaska. I was discussing California.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Irredentism isn't a claim. Pretending it is is giving in to murderers.

CraigeryTheKid ,

Did he really say that?

Didn't Russia literally sign an agreement to PROTECT Ukraine when we took the nukes away?

Eranziel ,

Not sure about protect, but definitely non-aggression.

Pilferjinx ,

Yeah, in the Tucker Carlson interview. He spent the first 30 minutes going over his version of history and justifying his invasion. Basically, Ukraine made him invade them.

Honytawk ,

Yeah, just like how a women is dressed makes men want to rape them /s

WldFyre ,

He also said this back when Russia started the Ukrainian invasion.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

He was establishing an irredentist land claim, like fascists do. "We used to own this so we can invade, but no one else is allowed to use that logic against us >:("

Justas , (edited )
@Justas@sh.itjust.works avatar

Return to enlightened 1444, embrace big Lithuania and Germany in a 100 pieces of border gore.

Map for reference

xonigo ,

Gotta no-CB Byzantium and then go on to restore the Roman Empire

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Fuck the Romans, Persia shall rise again

boatsnhos931 ,

Stupid mongrorians

Honytawk ,

Guess we humans don't own any land since the dinosaurs settled here looooong before us.

VindictiveJudge ,
@VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world avatar

Reject monke, return to chikn?

Blackmist ,

Brits: Wait, we can do that?

maynarkh ,

France: letting the brits form their own monarchy was a mistake, let's remedy that

Blackmist ,

Now we've both got to be careful here. If there's no time limit, and we cascade ownership rights, the Italians could end up owning everything.

jaybone ,

But the Goths and the Vikings?

whotookkarl ,
@whotookkarl@lemmy.world avatar

Wolf clan owns the whole valley, from the bad taste water with big fish to the good taste water with little fish.

maynarkh ,

Still better than the Fr*nch. BTW The Italians only owned all the land where wine could be made. Coincidence? I think not!

Mango ,

Unga bunga, bitch!

Pantoffel ,

I'm just waiting for some politician in Germany to justify a 3rd world war instigated by Germany. For a short period of time much of Europe was ours!

Timecircleline ,

All hail the holy Roman emperor!

YeetPics ,

Inb4 tankies explain why russian imperialism is a good thing while also calling for nuclear genocide.

Thrashy ,
@Thrashy@lemmy.world avatar

The Kievan Rus was founded by Viking settlers, therefore by the Putin's own logic he should cede all of Russia east of the Urals to Denmark, Sweden and Norway while he's at it.

Belastend ,

Does that mean we can send our Leopards to Wolgograd again?

thorcik ,

Sweats in polsh

Belastend ,

Nah, we skip u this time, u good

uis ,
@uis@lemm.ee avatar

Can you send to Gelendzhik instead? Asking for a friend.

rottingleaf ,

I can understand the French doing that, but for the German military to make a decision will take longer than Putin has, provided he dies of old age

IWantToFuckSpez ,

Saint Petersburg sits on what was once Swedish territory. Prepare the Saab jets

Pan_Ziemniak ,

There was that year of time when Poland controlled Moscow, the only nation to ever successfully capture the city. Unleash the husaria!

jaybone ,

If only those Belarusian mercenaries had tried harder.

BigilusDickilus ,

France captured Moscow (in a pyrrhic victory...) in the Napoleonic wars.

JebanuusPisusII ,

Poland held it for a year or so. We have a better claim to it

Pan_Ziemniak ,

And the Russians burnt it down after the French entered.

uis ,
@uis@lemm.ee avatar

Tell me, uncle, that not for nothing

Burnt in fire Moscow was given to the French?

- "Borodino", Lermontov

rottingleaf ,

It, eh, controlled it with the claim of supporting a legitimate monarchy, so whether it was captured can be disputed.

rottingleaf ,

It was Finnish/Karelian/Estonian/Veps (can't remember which Finnic group specifically, but doesn't matter much) under Sweden.

So actually just let Finns remember Mannerheim.

explodicle ,

Next they'll say the price they got for Alaska was unfair.

AngryCommieKender ,

They already did. Months ago, like November

https://thehill.com/opinion/international/4434869-russia-casts-its-eye-on-alaska/

Ok, so it was January

rottingleaf ,

One could say it was, but just like with French Louisiana, it was more of a way of unloading claimed territory to a friendly emerging country which would make some use of it. It wasn't that developed and didn't have many perspectives.

Eh, guess French Louisiana is more massive. But the point stands.

FuglyDuck ,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

Hmm.

I’m told they developed attack cats. Russia should be afraid.

uis , (edited )
@uis@lemm.ee avatar

I doubt we have attack cats because there is bunker full of attack rats.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/f82049ba-adee-4c1b-a89d-cd18254fb577.jpeg

andrew_bidlaw ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

It was actually tweeted by ex-pres of Mongolia, thus making the burn more real. It's not his first punch, and he's still alive and laughing.

uis ,
@uis@lemm.ee avatar

ex-pres of Mongolia

Rly? Ha!

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