Opossums

Sotuanduso , in Whoa oh, livin' on a praaaaaaaaaayer
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I'm not planning on driving anytime soon, but having a space where I can just jam out without anybody hearing me is tempting. Being a pedestrian living in a dorm in a city, I do not get as much jam time as I'd like.

mozz Admin , (edited ) in Whoa oh, livin' on a praaaaaaaaaayer
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There is only one answer: Rock out harder and indicate to them that you're having a good time.

If they're decent then they'll like it, and if they're not, then it'll do them good to get all irritated under their skin about it when they see that you're having fun. You're allowed to have fun.

citrusface ,

this person rocks and fucks.

paysrenttobirds ,

Most of the time people smile. I always try to guess if someone is listening to the same radio station. Seems less and less likely, but it would be fun.

variants , in WAP

Are both it's left fron and rear leg off the ground at the same time

ickplant OP Mod ,
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Yup. That’s how he rolls.

Edit: the hind leg off the ground is the right one. Misread your comment at first.

humorlessrepost , in WAP

My only real concern is that the opossums involved — who apparently require a “bucket and a mop” — get the medical care they require. My veterinarian wife’s differential diagnosis: bacterial possumosis, floof infection, or tricomonis.

ickplant OP Mod , in WAP
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Yes, it’s “Opossum.” Yes, I will allow it.

zaphod ,

Typical mod.

heavy , in Nom nom nom stress relief

Oh no, the monthly bill came again. CHOMPCHOMP

darvocet , in Nom nom nom stress relief

I feel attacked.

dethedrus , in Smol and trapped

I had one get into my kitchen on July 4th, 2015 through a hitherto unknown hole under my kitchen sink.

Between the near endless fireworks, I kept hearing a scrabbling noise towards the front of the house... which was weird since my cats were downstairs. So I head towards the kitchen only to see this delightful fellow(ette) on my counter.

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/e1c4777a-a19b-4ef8-8b78-7e6e3da8a93b.jpeg

Gardening gloves and moving slowly got it back outside with no hissing, no playing dead and only a modicum of wiggling.

ickplant OP Mod ,
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He just wanted some Muscle Milk.

dethedrus ,

That's just what I need... an adorable yet terrifyingly jacked opossum who just wants to talk about his 'sick gains, bro'.

LouNeko , in It's my daily existential crisis time

Me with video games: "Man, why does this Mission have a timer, this sucks."

Me in life: "If I can't do it last minute, i won't do it at all."

RampageDon , in Badass opossum costume

That's not a love of the theater, that's just their fursona.

downpunxx ,
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I have some news about the nature of acting that you might find interesting

Zehzin ,
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Shakespearean actors who only played women: 🤨

psycho_driver , in Badass opossum costume

Seeing that thing coming at you down a dark sidewalk on halloween night could be a bit unsettling for a second.

downpunxx ,
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a second? unprepared, i would most likely soil myself in some way

holycrap , in Make me smile

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I hope your day gets better

Syn_Attck ,

And your 3 digit and your zip code sirs

Ephera , in Make me smile

Sure, here it is:

(I don't have a credit card.)

taiyang , in My precious social energy

"All right gang, let's start with two truths and a lie..."

CoggyMcFee , in My precious social energy

I guess I’ll be the person who points out that OP is describing social anxiety rather than introversion.

TetraVega ,

Im guessing social anxiety is more common than people realize.

Retrograde ,
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I was prescribed Profanalol for public speaking anxiety and I have to say it works wonders

Syn_Attck ,

I was given propanalol for surgery and all was well until I woke up from a horrific dream about aliens and sped down rural dirt roads to get away.

twice.

Now I tell them I'd rather not.

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