Opossums

South_Sider , in Rogue opossum
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❤️

dethedrus , in You should smile more

“I AM SMILING!”

This adorable little fellow(ette) is my spirit animal.

Sorgan71 , in Where's my cocaine, doc?

Vibrators were invented after cocaine was illegal

Leate_Wonceslace ,
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Technically, they never said it was at the same time.

savvywolf , in onion crown
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All hail the great onionpossum. Long may his oniony stench cause tears in the eyes of our enemies.

neo , in You tell me

WHY ARE WE SCREAMING?

WeLoveCastingSpellz ,

WHY WOULDN'T WE?

pelerinli , in Exactly 68, I counted

99-68=31

31 means masturbation in Turkish slag. So it is deeper joke for Turks.

WeLoveCastingSpellz ,

ohaa türk lemmy kullanıcısı, selam :3

spizzat2 , in I'm winning

Is this what happens when you have a no friend?

robocall ,
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i feel personally attacked

jordanlund , in Don't start
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https://youtu.be/VJQnZZ-Wmao

When you are alone
You are the cat, you are the phone, you are an animal
The words I'm singing now
Mean nothing more than meow
to an animal
Wake up, smell the cat food in your bank account
But don't try to stop the tail that wags the hound

Venator , in Opossums are our friends

Unless you see one outside of this continent, then it might be lost and need help finding its way home.

Worx , in Now my friends are gone

Uh oh :(

SpicyLizards , in He's wearing crocs and got a toy opossum

Crocossums

Shurimal , in The summoning

So, which one(s) are the real opossums and which are reflections in mirror(s)? This picture makes my brain hurt...

Adramis ,

The closest (bottom) one. You can see the photographer's reflection in the top mirror.

starman2112 , in Nice try, but it won't work this time
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Believe in the you that believes in yourself

Yamainwitch , in Playing dead for the rest of the day

Omg I am so seen, I need this on a T-shirt!! This is exactly how my anxiety acts up, it's so frustrating!! Where did you find this gem Ickplant? 🤩

ickplant OP Mod ,
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I found it on Instagram somewhere, it's by Crazy Opossum Lady. The link takes you to her Facebook.

Yamainwitch ,

Ahhhhh this page almost makes me want to join FB, thank you for sharing Ickplant!!

ickplant OP Mod ,
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I know, she’s great! But don’t join FB though. I’m on it because of family, and it’s… not good.

Yamainwitch ,

Well, I appreciate you biting the bullet and sifting through the bs to share with us here. You're a diamond! 🤩🤗

ickplant OP Mod ,
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Someone’s got to sift through the garbage!.. wait… am I an opossum?

Yamainwitch ,

Hahaha I love it, you're just as loveable! 🤩

Yamainwitch , in Every time

Literally me going out in the world. Strange brings change babyyyy! 🤩

ickplant OP Mod ,
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Weird makes the world go round.

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