Opossums

bjoern_tantau , in TIL newborn opossums are the size of a dime
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i thought you were presenting your weird ear wax at first.

ickplant OP Mod ,
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I can do that, too. One time I got my ears irrigated cause I had a wax buildup, and I swear the piece that came out looked like Africa. I could hear so much better that day.

TootSweet , in Wizarding out in the open

"The power of possom Christ compels you."

ickplant OP Mod , in WAP
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Yes, it’s “Opossum.” Yes, I will allow it.

zaphod ,

Typical mod.

unreachable , in Found cat
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chunky

IfoundtheF , (edited ) in For real
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Then keep trying, bitch ;)

absentbird , in Are you a real patriot?
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They aren't native to all of North America. Here in the Pacific Northwest they're an invasive species that ate all the native turtles to extinction. That said, I do think they're cute. At least they're helping us fight tick infestations.

FlyingSquid , in Are you a real patriot?
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You say it's North America's only marsupial, but I have it on very good authority that Martha Stewart has a pouch which she raises her joeys in.

chilburn06 , in I volunteer as tribute

Here She Is

Evil_Opossum , in Please? I'll hug you right back.
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It's all I've ever wanted

PunnyName , in Please? I'll hug you right back.

I need a Disney hug

Bittersea , in Rogue opossum

Fairway Frank got bored of golf, I guess.

Tyoda ,

When you find out someone wants to piss on you, you generally keep away.

Akasazh , in Amen
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Just watch a capybara, they come pre baked

Ephera , in First date

"Bingo bongo, my heart beats like a bongo. Bongo bingo, if you'd be mine, that would be a bingo."

A_A , (edited ) in Opossum moms are the real MVPs
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Here "MVP" stands for "Most Valuable Player" ...
This should be read in the context of a somewhat widespread video game (or sport show) culture mostly popular in the USA and for young folks.
... i do not know why it says "real" though.

Edit : (after + searching ) Logicaly "real" is similar to "most" so, "real MPV" is "most most Valuable Player" which souds funny on purpose 😋.

Ephera ,

Through a long history of meme culture, I believe it actually originates from this: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/kevin-durant-mvp-speech

So, the guy was given an award for Most Valuable Player on his team, but in his speech, he basically said that his mum should get the award, and therefore is the 'real' MVP, the person that actually contributed the most to the success of the team.

fl42v , in I'll schedule that for 5:30pm

*i have things to procrastinate on

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