Opossums

Sotuanduso , in Whoa oh, livin' on a praaaaaaaaaayer
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I'm not planning on driving anytime soon, but having a space where I can just jam out without anybody hearing me is tempting. Being a pedestrian living in a dorm in a city, I do not get as much jam time as I'd like.

mozz Admin , (edited ) in Whoa oh, livin' on a praaaaaaaaaayer
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There is only one answer: Rock out harder and indicate to them that you're having a good time.

If they're decent then they'll like it, and if they're not, then it'll do them good to get all irritated under their skin about it when they see that you're having fun. You're allowed to have fun.

citrusface ,

this person rocks and fucks.

paysrenttobirds ,

Most of the time people smile. I always try to guess if someone is listening to the same radio station. Seems less and less likely, but it would be fun.

dethedrus , in Smol and trapped

I had one get into my kitchen on July 4th, 2015 through a hitherto unknown hole under my kitchen sink.

Between the near endless fireworks, I kept hearing a scrabbling noise towards the front of the house... which was weird since my cats were downstairs. So I head towards the kitchen only to see this delightful fellow(ette) on my counter.

https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/e1c4777a-a19b-4ef8-8b78-7e6e3da8a93b.jpeg

Gardening gloves and moving slowly got it back outside with no hissing, no playing dead and only a modicum of wiggling.

ickplant OP Mod ,
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He just wanted some Muscle Milk.

dethedrus ,

That's just what I need... an adorable yet terrifyingly jacked opossum who just wants to talk about his 'sick gains, bro'.

variants , in WAP

Are both it's left fron and rear leg off the ground at the same time

ickplant OP Mod ,
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Yup. That’s how he rolls.

Edit: the hind leg off the ground is the right one. Misread your comment at first.

ickplant OP Mod , in WAP
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Yes, it’s “Opossum.” Yes, I will allow it.

zaphod ,

Typical mod.

humorlessrepost , in WAP

My only real concern is that the opossums involved — who apparently require a “bucket and a mop” — get the medical care they require. My veterinarian wife’s differential diagnosis: bacterial possumosis, floof infection, or tricomonis.

heavy , in Nom nom nom stress relief

Oh no, the monthly bill came again. CHOMPCHOMP

darvocet , in Nom nom nom stress relief

I feel attacked.

LouNeko , in It's my daily existential crisis time

Me with video games: "Man, why does this Mission have a timer, this sucks."

Me in life: "If I can't do it last minute, i won't do it at all."

Ephera , in Make me smile

Sure, here it is:

(I don't have a credit card.)

taiyang , in My precious social energy

"All right gang, let's start with two truths and a lie..."

numberfour002 , in My precious social energy

Honestly the past few months of daily "possum memes" on here has me convinced that North American opossums are my spirit animal.

Clent , in My precious social energy

I would like to read the following prepared statement...

NakariLexfortaine , in Twins

"Mother, why do you mock me so?

And got any fruit?"

Okokimup , in Are skunks allowed in this community?
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I knew they played dead, but this is deceit at a whole new level of sophistication.

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