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DragonTypeWyvern , in San Francisco home selling for $488,000 but you can't move in until 2053

Property law fraud or just someone that doesn't know what a reverse mortgage is?

nerdovic , in Man named Optimus Prime arrested for car theft in south Austin

Freeing one of his brethren from the enslavement by the humans

alcoholicorn , in Postal worker caught racing Mustang in USPS van, hitting 105 mph in a 60 mph zone - Inshort

Give this guy a promotion.

If cops are allowed to go 105, USPS drivers absolutely should, they have a much more dangerous and socially valuable job.

LinkOpensChest_wav , in Indiana judge rules tacos and burritos are, in fact, sandwiches
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You just know there are some people out there who feel like they've just won a decades-long debate with their friends

Maeve ,

Having lived in a small American barrio, tacos are definitely sandwiches.

LinkOpensChest_wav ,
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I feel like you are even more qualified than some judge in Indiana

Maeve ,

Lol. Thanks. Doesn't count in court, I guess. I'm wondering if another group in another region would disagree?

downpunxx , in Hospital staff plead with bite victims to stop bringing snakes to emergency departments
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If my life depends on you knowing precisely what sort of snake has bitten me and whether it was venomous or not, I'm bringing the fucking snake, ok

herrcaptain , in Hospital staff plead with bite victims to stop bringing snakes to emergency departments

"We honestly don't want people interacting with snakes any more than they already have," Dr Michael said.

Translated from Doctor: "I've had it with these motherfucking snakes in this motherfucking hospital!"

TropicalDingdong , in Florida gay adult film star, Proud Boy, Trump supporter sentenced over January 6 insurrection

His stage name? Cog.

Cog Dissonance.

Ilovethebomb , in Watch: Man's miraculous near-miss from runaway saw blade - BBC News

I've heard stories about those blades, there's a lot of inertia there.

riodoro1 , in Watch: Man's miraculous near-miss from runaway saw blade - BBC News

Who the fuck let a saw blade do that?

Quacksalber , in Watch: Man's miraculous near-miss from runaway saw blade - BBC News

Is there a mirror for the video? I can't be bothered to give the website enough permissions to work currectly.

Side note, go install uMatrix and be awestruck by how much crap modern websites load from external sources to function correctly.

And here is a mirror to the video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyhWf4YCpXA

jordanlund , in Watch: Man's miraculous near-miss from runaway saw blade - BBC News
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That's some Final Destination shit right there...

TropicalDingdong , in Lot owner stunned to find $500K home accidentally built on her lot. Now she’s being sued

I didn't even need to click the link to know this was Hawaii.

tunetardis ,

Ok you win this round. I'd guessed Florida.

deelayman , in Lot owner stunned to find $500K home accidentally built on her lot. Now she’s being sued

The previous property owners are also suing the builder... Like why?

The home remains empty except for some squatters. Wowee

mosiacmango ,

No, the developers are suing the previous owners of the lot, along with like 8 other parties.

Also being sued by the developers are the construction company, the home’s architect, the family who previously owned the property, and the county, which approved the permits.

Looks like a shotgun attempt to get anyone to pay for their fuckup.

theodewere , in West Virginia’s last Hooters is being torn down. Locals are planning a candlelit vigil – complete with wings
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“It’s kind of sad,” he said. “We don’t have a lot here in Charleston”.

a lot of what, teeth? naw i'm kidding, somebody should build these poor bastards a new Hooters.. that one was just wore out..

shalafi , in Why Are Over 4,000 Luxury Cars Now Lying at the Bottom of the Sea?

This was written by a high school kid just trying to get through the assignment or AI. LOL, of course it opens with an obviously fake picture.

an engine power of a whooping 15,286 kW!

Excuse me say what.

southwest of Portugal’s Azores archipelago (a cluster or chain of islands)

"Archipelago is a BIG word kids! Can YOU say archipelago?"

on board were 85 Lamborghini cars

As opposed to Lamborghini airplanes.

All the exquisite automobiles on board the Felicity Ace are now deemed beyond recovery.

How surprising! They're only 10,000' under salt water. What's the recovery issue?

Interesting story, and might have provided food for thought, but fuck me, I couldn't finish this drivel.

grue ,

on board were 85 Lamborghini cars

As opposed to Lamborghini airplanes.

Hey now, that clarification was useful. They could've been tractors.

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