Subverb ,

Years ago at work we had a office type coffee machine with the filter carrier you pull out and dump.

The water flow to the filter got slower and slower until it was taking forever to make a pot. I finally broke down and took it apart to clean the calcium deposits out of it.

Turned out there was a dead cockroach blocking the hole from the reservoir to the filter.

Fedizen ,

This needs to be screencapped and submitted to this community as its own post.

oxideseven ,

Cockroaches are notorious coffee problems. A study found that many people who drank instant and pre ground coffee were allergic to coffee actually were allergic to the cockroaches ground up in it.

sharkfucker420 ,
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dangblingus ,

If you're not wiping it off immediately after usage, you don't deserve to have an espresso machine.

jagungal ,

JUST WIPE IT OFF WITH A DAMP CLOTH YOU FUCKING HEATHENS ITS NOT THAT HARD

JoShmoe ,

TEXT HARDER SO THEY CAN READ YOU

FluffyPotato ,

Why? The kitty got this

Diplomjodler ,

So where is the problem here?

Maalus ,

People thinking cat saliva is gross I guess. Which is weird since they have a cat and the cats lick everything around. Especially weird since those milk foamers are a zillion degrees and disinfect everything before pouring

IWantToFuckSpez ,

There is a difference between a cat licking the refrigerator and a cat licking something where a drink comes out. Cat saliva often contains poop bacteria, because cats lick their own arse holes.

aggelalex ,

Toxoplasmosis

HerbalGamer ,
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Weird name for a cat but ok.

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