Etterra ,

They're here to serve man, obviously.

Aux ,
BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

Ok that is kind of styling.

Aux ,

Also no guns, so I don't have to worry to be shot for shits and giggles :)

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world avatar

Really owning the whole dickhead thing.

Shardikprime ,

Yeah we should dress them with more style.

HUGO BOSS STYLE

loudWaterEnjoyer ,
@loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Haha Nazis funny

radicalautonomy ,

It's spelled "zhuzh", I think.

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

The internet didn't seem to agree on one spelling so I went with phonetic.

Signtist ,
@Signtist@lemm.ee avatar

Now I'm picturing a cop trying to walk all confidently out of his squad car during a traffic stop while wearing a frilly maid outfit.

Jimbo ,
@Jimbo@yiffit.net avatar

Last person that tried to do something like that got fired

We always lose the good ones

Liz ,
Liz ,
Liz ,
Omniraptor ,

This thread isn't complete without that pic of WW2 British soldiers operating coastal defense artillery in drag

Isoprenoid ,

I don't understand the reasoning. The serving class has never been pretty to behold. Wealthy people are the pretty ones.

We know that they're wealthy because they haven't got shit all over them.

felsiq ,

The joke is with the double meaning of “serve”, which is also slang for looking good or having good style

Isoprenoid ,

Ah, thank you, young lad for helping this old person cross the language road today.

MacNCheezus ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

This is by far the pettiest complaint about law enforcement I’ve heard in my entire life.

tfw_no_toiletpaper ,

look up all meanings of "to serve"

MacNCheezus ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

While we're at it, why aren't the cops brining donuts to my house?

Finalsolo963 ,

Dressing schlubby is how the Nazis are disguising themselves lately.

RandomStickman ,
@RandomStickman@kbin.run avatar

Is this it? Am I finally too old to understand The Youths™?

Finalsolo963 ,
homesweethomeMrL ,

Oh - hahaha - yeah, no . . . Ehhhh, no they’re not here to serve. Heh.

Naw.

imPastaSyndrome ,

zhuzh

SacredHeartAttack ,
@SacredHeartAttack@lemmy.world avatar

This is also how I spell it, but is it the correct spelling?

Edit: I should have just read further.

imPastaSyndrome ,

They claim it's jouzh but I don't agree, the Oxford dictionary has zhuzh

noodlejetski ,

zhuzh and zhoosh according to Merriam-Webster.

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

As a kid I always wondered why most police uniforms were black. Bad guys wear black. As an adult, I get it now. Bad guys wear black.

SonicBlue03 ,
@SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works avatar

Because they know nobody's tipping.

CarbonIceDragon ,
@CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social avatar

tbf, usually when the police and military type agencies start being given outfits specifically designed to look cool, its often because of an authoritarian group getting power and wanting people to idolize or join up with those professions, so having unusually good looking police outfits can be a bit suspicious

blandfordforever ,

All the best cops wear high-viz

joyjoy ,

I support our meter maids parking attendants and crossing guards.

blandfordforever ,

https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/86b3e2a2-9758-4961-95ea-41ab86d63aa9.jpeg
For real, though. Pick the cop least likely to be on a power trip.

joyjoy ,

I'm thinking... the one in a skirt and heels.

dmention7 ,

I don't know the correct way to spell zhouzh, but I know for a fact it is not "jooj".

9point6 ,

Believe it or not I think the correct answer is genuinely in the middle for once

Jouzh

The start is slightly shorter than the end

imPastaSyndrome ,

zhuzh

homesweethomeMrL ,

I’ll disagree.

9point6 ,

Okay, well just remember you made me do this:

Genre - nre

&

Beige - Bei

It's now spelled

Geouge

homesweethomeMrL ,

It’s tough but fair. I’ll have the t-shirts made up in the morning.

vivavideri ,

Is it french? (don't come for me I can't conjugate in french to save my fucking life 😂 but jouez looked...more pleasant to my eyeballs lol)

noodlejetski ,
Eheran ,

I do not understand either of those, what do you mean?

mkwt ,

Is it anything like juche, the Korean-supremacist ideology of North Korea?

noodlejetski ,
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