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MasterNerd , in Hail Satan!
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I hope TST sues to have the 7 tenants put up in Louisiana schools

MelodiousFunk , in Hail Satan!
@MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net avatar

pentagram

(x) Doubt

ech , in Hail Satan!

Oops, the ai is antisemitic.

wewbull ,

I count at least 7 points on that star.

guyrocket , in Tape
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What age do you have to be to get this joke?

Kids probably think its a sexual reference.

BuboScandiacus ,
@BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz avatar

I think "head cleaner" is pretty self explanatory

Numuruzero ,

I don't think so. It requires at least some inherent knowledge of tape decks, that they have "head" readers and that those need cleaning.

1984 ,
@1984@lemmy.today avatar

Not if you never used a tape.

Kolanaki , in Mammals
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They're not warm blooded. Maybe they're flamingos.

frog ,

And they produce dairy-free milk, whereas mammal milk is definitely of the dairy variety.

some_guy , in LSD and Ducks

Ok, so this made me laugh hard and I had to send it to a friend, so this is where I'm stopping scrolling before work. Ending on a high note.

ivanafterall , in LSD and Ducks

Funny, but just to get it out of the way:

Akshually! LSD doesn't do that!

cerement , in Housing Problem
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https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/4e9a7be8-ec8f-4d97-aa76-adf8a4c9ec39.webp

someguy3 , in Housing Problem

Mentioning density will get you that reaction.

sqgl OP ,

Density?

Rentlar ,

https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/c0cc33fb-17ae-4f11-a286-002419cdc007.png

Annoyed_Crabby ,

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/16/d8/ac/16d8acbd4b2b1fbde2a0fbdfafcf51b1.gif

guyrocket , in Target
@guyrocket@kbin.social avatar

Interesting. I should try this.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Bed Bath and Beyond USED to be the place.

Toes , in Be nice to Googe and Siri
@Toes@ani.social avatar

Haha I say thanks to gpt for this reason (and it's polite)

itslilith ,
@itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

There was a paper about that actually, results get better when asked politely

That's because high-quality sources usually use formal and/or polite language, so priming the model with this sort of input enhances output

Also, it's just nice

AllNewTypeFace , in Look what Mrs. Hedge just found while testing pens
@AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space avatar

What happened on April 11?

sonori ,
@sonori@beehaw.org avatar

Not much, but April 12th saw the first person enter orbit, so I think this person is saying that Bush secretly helped prepare the way for the Soviet Union put Yuri Gagarin into space.

DdCno1 , in Raid

Is this an AI-image?

jarfil ,
@jarfil@beehaw.org avatar

No way, it has the author's watermark in cursive... maybe they used PhotoShop's AI without realizing.

DdCno1 ,

I can tell from experience that image generation software will create nonsense watermarks surprisingly often, if its training data included images with watermarks.

Take a closer look at the image. It has many telltale signs of an AI-image.

tenchiken , in Rednecks

Expected giant glowing truck nuts.

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

That's after visiting the Chernobyl NPP to have a wish granted.

xia , in Rednecks

Reminds me Luke's land speeder.

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