Sounds like a dealbreaker ( lemmy.world )
I also have this false memory, apparently ( lemmy.world )
What's your favorite? ( lemmy.world )
9 Companies That Know You Hate Them and Don’t Care ( www.cracked.com )
A flawless strategy ( lemmy.world )
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Writing a letter from the front lines ( lemmy.world )
Wikipedia has a bunch of 'famous last words' pages. I compiled the most amusing ones I saw.
Note: I did these for a website that doesn't allow swearing, so I didn't include some funny sweary ones....