Gigan ,
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What are the symptoms if one of these bites a woman?

Chainweasel ,

The thing about these "permanent erections" is that they're only permanent because you don't live long enough after the spider bite for it to go down.

herrcaptain ,

I've heard that it's not super uncommon to find foreign spiders in supermarket produce. I'm not sure about the erection-inducing kind though. (I guess they're not sending their best...)

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