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velox_vulnus , in Very cool to see Churchill immortalized as the thing he hated most: a brown guy
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And they say colonialism is a thing of the past. These libtrash whites do not have a little bit of remorse. Fuck Churchill and everybody who worships this genocidal maniac. I bet the same people think of these colonizers building train tracks as upliftment, when all it did was serve their capitalist cause of stealing resources, ecocide and killing people.

Soulg ,

whites

You've become the very thing you claim to hate

velox_vulnus ,
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The Forgotten Holocaust: Witnesses remember the Bengal famine 77 years later | The Caravan

You have not an inkling of clue what you're talking about, but you had to put your foot somewhere. Imagine telling others not to hate on neo-nazis and colonialists, because "you've become the very thing you claim to hate"? I'll keep that in mind, Obi-wan.

dessalines , in Very cool to see Churchill immortalized as the thing he hated most: a brown guy
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Some classic greatest Briton quotes:

"I do not admit for instance, that a great wrong has been done to the Red Indians of America or the black people of Australia. I do not admit that a wrong has been done to these people by the fact that a stronger race, a higher-grade race, a more worldly wise race to put it that way, has come in and taken their place."

"I hate Indians. They are a beastly people with a beastly religion."

"I think we shall have to take the Chinese in hand and regulate them. I believe that as civilized nations become more powerful they will get more ruthless, and the time will come when the world will impatiently bear the existence of great barbaric nations who may at any time arm themselves and menace civilized nations. I believe in the ultimate partition of China — I mean ultimate. I hope we shall not have to do it in our day. The Aryan stock is bound to triumph."

"There is no need to exaggerate the part played in the creation of Bolshevism and in the actual bringing about of the Russian Revolution, by these international and for the most part atheistical Jews, it is certainly a very great one; it probably outweighs all others."

yogthos OP ,
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not to forget this gem

I do not agree that the dog in a manger has the final right to the manger even though he may have lain there for a very long time. I do not admit that right. I do not admit for instance, that a great wrong has been done to the Red Indians of America or the black people of Australia. I do not admit that a wrong has been done to these people by the fact that a stronger race, a higher-grade race, a more worldly wise race to put it that way, has come in and taken their place.

drewaustin , in Very cool to see Churchill immortalized as the thing he hated most: a brown guy
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This is offensive. I have it on good authority that the thing he hated most was a full bottle of gin and would do everything in his power to turn it into an empty bottle of gin.

Mwallerby , in The Paradox

Shot somehow ricochets off the wall, kills stormtrooper, redshirt dies of surprise

bdonvr , in The Metric System

Every American knows what liters are.

They buy their soda 2 liters at a time.

mayo_cider , in Justice Served
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Community policing at its best

Zagorath , in Justice Served
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OK this is genuinely hilarious, but not actually correct. I was shocked to learn just last year that the months aren't numbered wrong because of the addition of July and August. Those are just renamings of Quintilis and Sextilis. It was in fact the addition of January and February, which one Wikipedia page says was done "by Numa Pompilius about 713 BC".

lugal ,

But the article about the Julian Calendar talks about January and February before and after 45 BC?

Tak , in Foreshadowing
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By how we're not going to make the 1.5 degree global warming target and how AI can't even draw fingers I'm not too sure humanity wont kill everyone first.

LinkOpensChest_wav , in Foreshadowing
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That's only because he hallucinates

Good thing AI doesn't do that irl

MyDogLovesMe ,

HAL is caught in a Mobius loop, and had to get creative to get out of the deception.

Conflicting instructions fuck it up, basically.

TropicalDingdong , in Tortoise vs. Hare - Who Wins?

Bro how is that place not BLOWING UP!

Upset of the century.

Pat_Riot , in The Busy World of RFJ Jr.
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Except that his worm died and nobody is driving now

anaesidemus , in Internet habits

Gul Dukat, Gul Damar, Garak, Gul Daneel? uhh, Garak's daughter?

dessalines ,
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Dukat had a daughter (Ziyal I think), but I don't think Garak had one. Its not easy keeping up with the cardassians.

InputZero ,

Dukat had several children but only one is seen on screen. Garak probably doesn't have any children, but since Garak has a rare gift for obfuscation no one but truly knows. I've seen Keeping Up With The Carrdassians 9 wayyyy too many times.

anaesidemus ,

ohh yeah! Dukats daughter. I saw her more with Garak, that's why I associated her with him

xkbx , in Internet habits

I kind of hate these sentiments because it undermines how prevalent pop culture bombardment can be. Somehow it’s my fault that Chris Hadfield doesn’t have a dummy thicc bbl that keeps shaking up them tabloids? How can I be responsible for NASA not capitalizing on leaking some spicy space sex tapes? You think I wouldn’t pay for them zero G jiggles, Billy!?

yogthos OP ,
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Undermining the bombardment of mindless pop culture is precisely the point.

davel ,
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Fixbeat , in Where's the lie

The Aztec was just ugly. The Cybertruck is a piece of shit.

blterrible , in Where's the lie

The PS1 lacked a Z-Buffer to do sorting correctly, so I'm going to say this is PS2 graphics, but otherwise on point.

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