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Emperor , in Why are ALL of you in the UK unquestionably wrong about two fundamental truths?
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OK, this was a thing that happened. Shutting it down.

Then the centimeters shit 🤣 MAN, I mean fuck lol you can’t blame me okay, every time I’m shopping online especially when I’m buying a fucking bra or something else specific like that,

If this is a genuine issue, see: Bra size calculator.

Alice OP , in Why are ALL of you in the UK unquestionably wrong about two fundamental truths?
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" colossal error" 🤣 that shits fucking hilarious 😂 I don't even talk like that online or irl

Alice OP , in Why are ALL of you in the UK unquestionably wrong about two fundamental truths?
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I had to ask chatgpt how to frame this lol

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Okay, don't say some of you, say all of them. Be like it's an undeniable fact. Like, your opinion is absolute truth, and they are completely, totally, completely wrong. Exaggerate it. Extremely. Make it so severe that, like, it'll make them angry enough to click on it to argue.

Hobbes_Dent , in Why are ALL of you in the UK unquestionably wrong about two fundamental truths?

Biscuit is, like, a shape. *long puff*

- Canada

Alice OP ,
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🤣🤣🤣🤣 fuckin hilarious lol 🤣

Flyberius , in Should the UK government embrace the Fediverse?
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Yeah sure, but they'd farm the contracts out to their mates, it would cost billions of pounds, and then it would fail to work.

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The government's public-facing tech (gov.uk & related systems) is actually pretty world-leading and done in-house for a not extortionate amount, so it may be possible to form teams under the same organisation to develop internal software

That said though, those in government probably want to keep stuff under the table with WhatsApp and so probably would spend billions on contractors owned by their mates only to claim it's too expensive when it's nearly complete and scrap the whole thing, ideally with high cancellation payouts (this was the plan all along to look like they tried to do something while keeping the status quo)

Emperor OP ,
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And that's why we can't have nice things.

mannycalavera , in Should the UK government embrace the Fediverse?
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I guess most of us are here because we're fairly IT literate and or inquisitive enough to learn. What you're describing makes sense on a technology level to us but it's missing the key ingredient that going to make it work for the government.... the human ability for incompetence, exacerbated by British hubris, made worse by multinational IT consultancies having a stranglehold on UK government department IT. Ok that's more than one missing ingredient 🤣.

The easiest thing to do would be to mandate MPs use separate phones. One for personal use one for government business. Great. What happens when they don't? You're going to have a large number of MPs that will simply say, "I am elected you are not I will only carry a single phone". What do you do then? Mandate a work profile? Again, "I am a duly elected member of this parliament and I am not going to comply". They'll just swap personal numbers like they do now and continue to use private WhatsApp for government business. It will go on and on like that because they'll just be belligerent for the sake of it. It's the British way. Under those circumstances I simply can't see educating MPs or civil servants on how to use a (let's be honest) niche messaging app. People are inherently lazy and they'll choose the path of least resistance even if that means weakening security and obfuscating government records. MPs don't give a shit. Can you see MPs voting on strict controls for themselves? I can't.

Let's assume for a second that this does have by in from government. Every department has their own long running deals with US IT consultancies that aren't simply going to allow these types of changes that undercut their bottom line. Who do think runs all the various IT systems in the UK government? Its not the Department For Information Computing & Technology (DICT) its several large consultancies (Microsoft, Amazon, IBM, JPMorgan, KPMG, Deloitte, etc etc). They're not going to hold out their arms and welcome an in-house solution that under cuts their bottom line. Just ask GDS!

I'd love for what you're suggesting to become a reality but we have enough difficulties getting public data from local councils in usable formats let alone trying to swing government departments to do anything useful.

breadsmasher , in Should the UK government embrace the Fediverse?
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MPs using whatsapp and other encrypted messaging apps is intentional, regardless of the quality of IT infrastructure. They don’t want their records arbitrarily available for inspection (and inspected they should be).

For example boris johnson if i remember correctly “losing his phone in the sea”? so a number of messages became inaccessible

GreatAlbatross ,
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Precisely this. WhatsApp is used as it's the easiest off-the-record way for dodgy communications to happen.

IbnLemmy , in Should the UK government embrace the Fediverse?

Yes it should.

BBC have already started testing it and I suspect it's spearheading the eventual move. And it kind of makes sense, in that governments and large corporations are no longer beholden to tech companies for critical communications to its audience.

Emperor OP ,
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And it kind of makes sense, in that governments and large corporations are no longer beholden to tech companies for critical communications to its audience.

This is key, especially as there is concern that some state actors have undue influence over certain services (hence all the fuss over TikTok as well as general concern about our reliance on Chinese companies). The idea of network sovereignty keeps coming up. Working with established open source solutions that can be largely implemented in-house is going to be key for governments going forward.

VirtualOdour , in Have you replaced any British words with their American versions?

I use loads of americanisms and their spelling for words like color, the way I see it most the world is using English so least we can do is meet them 0 001% of the way on cresting a global odious language

VanHalbgott , in Have you replaced any British words with their American versions?

I noticed in Wallace & Gromit: Curse of the Were-Rabbit, Gromit cares for a vegetable in his garden that they either call a ‘marrow’ in British English or ‘melon’ in the localized American export of the film.

“How’s that marrow/melon of yours coming on?” -Wallace

S3mI , in Have you replaced any British words with their American versions?

I’m American. I couldn’t come up with trunk so I called it a boot. Thanks to all those episodes of Top Gear I’m sure. Bonus is that my wife and I watch enough Dr. Who so that she knew what I was referring to.

Etterra ,

I've picked up "bloody" - as in "bloody hell" or "you're a bloody idiot."

Wandering_Uncertainty ,

I love this one. It has a great cursing sort of feel, but nobody gets on your case about language.

yeah , in Have you replaced any British words with their American versions?

"Are you in a rental?"
That turns up so much that I'm struggling with the proper way. Do you rent? Are you a tenant? Do you have a landlord?

RGB3x3 ,

"Do you rent?" is usually the way people say it in the US.

NigelFrobisher , in Have you replaced any British words with their American versions?

I’m in Australia now and it’s zucchini and eggplant here, though in general words are much more like British English. No idea what’s going on with the pronunciation of “cache” here though - I work in tech and it’s mental how they say that. Like, Brits and Yanks are in full agreement about that word.

Aussiemandeus ,
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I'm Australian and it's always been zucchini and eggplant.

I don't know what's wrong with the way we say cache though. How do you pronounce it?

Brewchin ,
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It's supposed to be pronounced as "cash" or "kaysh". Americans often pronounce it as cachet (ie. "ka-SHAY"), which is a different word with a different meaning. Needless homophone that introduces confusion.

I'm guessing that's been picked up by Australia in recent years, but not when I still lived there.

Aussiemandeus ,
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Yeah I'm a cash person along with everyone I know.

I have heard cashay though.

But I prounce sachet as satchet-et so I'm all over the show.

GlendatheGayWitch ,

I'm American and I've only ever heard it pronounced like "cash", whether that's someone speaking or in tv/movies.

It's not a very popular word and most of the times I've heard it is on the topic of geocaching.

Flax_vert , in Would you be in favour of assisted dying being introduced for terminally ill patients in your country?

No. Because it's a slippery slope, before I get called out on this being a "fallacy", take a look at Canada

Flax_vert , in So like, what absolutely ridiculous thing did you take to be fact when you were a kid?

I thought it was dark at night because of very thick clouds, and stars were just gaps in the clouds. Probably because I saw a very cloudy sky on a summer night with light peaking through.

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