Threadsdeadbaby ,

Kill...meee.... hopefully

wesker ,
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"Whatever you do, don't open... the..."

shinigamiookamiryuu ,

My last words of every night are typically prayers, so if I die in my sleep, you can bet it was that.

HubertManne ,
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if thats the case mine is going to be something like "whos a good girl?"

verity_kindle ,
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Wholesome, like it.

nokturne213 ,
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So long and thanks for all the fish.

FancyPantsFIRE ,
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I don’t know, it looks pretty sturdy to me.

z3rOR0ne ,
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Probably something touching and inspiring right before my bowels loudly empty themselves and an unbearable stench fills the nostrils of my loved ones.

7heo ,

"I'm afraid that's not a choice..."

themeatbridge ,

Hang on, almost figured it...

Fuckfuckmyfuckingass ,
@Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world avatar

Same as my first word. Shit.

Maestro ,
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Probably "Oops...."

agamemnonymous ,
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More of a "Whoops" guy myself

victorz ,

What a save!

jehreg ,

« Does it look like it’s coming closer ? »

Dirk ,
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"What could possibly go wrong?"

Arcynic ,

"pspspspsps" or "who's a cute [animal that's about to end me]"

Today ,

Look, a kitty!

Pulpogarden ,

I told you I was sick!

ogmios ,
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See you again next time

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