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pugsnroses77 , to Ohio in Some pics from Colossalcon in Sandusky

god ive gotta go once before i leave this state

givesomefucks , to Today I Learned in TIL: Some cephalopods can fly…

The only thing that stopped them from becoming a dominate species like humans is their short lifespans.

They don't live long enough to accumulate and exchange complex information.

We could have an underwater squid society if they just lived a couple years longer so they'd start seeing a benefit from increased lifespan and start selecting for it.

It's why aliens coming to earth is so far fetched. It's not just "life" being out there, it's hitting a bunch of conditions so certain necessary traits are selected for, then the species living long enough to develop and sustain interstellar travel.

All while being in Earths local commuting distance.

kamenlady ,
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Maybe they reached this state in the past and thought:

"Nah, the whole trauma you build up in a long life of complicated relationships, that inevitably ends in sorrow and death? It just ain't worth it."

Then they reverted back to the short-life sweet-spot of 2 - 3 years. Enough time to get reproductive organs going, have the best sex of your lifetime and thank off.

No one's got time for religion, war and all that other nonsense with such a short time at your disposal.

Elkenders ,

Actually sounds quite reasonable and pleasant.

delirious_owl ,
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Fuck relationships, but I appreciate being able to have sex with more than one different tentacled creature over my lifetime

lvxferre ,
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I'm just conjecturing, mind you. Nothing truly serious. That said:

I think that individual lifespan plays a small role on this. The main issue is that they don't care about their young and their typical lonely behaviour.

I'm saying this because a lot of our (human) strength is not individual. It's the small things that we do that give a tiny bit more power to the ones around them, and to the next generations. Those things pile up, and yet for cephalopods there's nothing remotely similar to that. (Cetaceans come closer, but their ability to change the environment around them is a bit handicapped. Or rather flippercapped.)

Revan343 ,

I wouldn't say it's the only thing getting in their way; being underwater is a major disadvantage when it comes to developing advanced technology, as it makes smelting rather difficult.

givesomefucks ,

Don't judge a fish on how well it can climb a tree...

Just because the stuff we invented on land won't work, doesn't mean the mighty squid people wouldnt have invented an underwater method instead.

FlyingSquid ,
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Don't give away all of our secrets!

Pandantic OP ,
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And imagine what it will be like when we are gone and the world is under water and they have access to our technology!

delirious_owl ,
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I imagine nuclear weapons work under water? Does it diminish their likelihood to cause nuclear winter?

DeVaolleysAdVocate ,

didn't the pentagon come out a few years ago saying there are 'ufo's that are not US or other known nation's. There are lots of possibilities that are not aliens from other plants but then again with some time a race could learn to use technology to live thousands of years naturally right?

givesomefucks ,

They've been saying that for decades...

For so long that they were able to say

Nah, that was us, we couldn't say anything till the SR-71 Blackbird was declassified tho

Why would you assume that when they say next:

But this new thing definitely isn't us

That it's not the same thing?

Hell, you're operating under the assumption they're actually things.

The stuff where pilots say "nothing can move like that" is usually from some trick of perspective because they're flying faster than the speed of sound and trying to look at something at a weird angle.

Like, something from another planet that flew here is like a 0.00000000000000001% chance.

It would be more likely to be a civilization from the center of the Earth, time travellers, something from a parallel universe...

All that stuff is also incredibly unlikely and not what any of those are. But even fucking Jesus coming back and flying around is more likely than aliens flew here through space.

Especially considering they had to fly here without us ever finding any evidence except these few videos.

If they could hide coming here, they wouldn't have any problem hiding once here.

And if they were gonna let us catch glimpses for this long, they'd have said what's up by now.

TheFonz ,

There's a great book on this topic called "other minds" by Peter Godfried.

ThrowawayPermanente , to Today I Learned in TIL: Some cephalopods can fly…

I heard some of them post on social media, too

NoIWontPickAName ,

I can’t remember their instance to tag them

acockworkorange ,

Paging @FlyingSquid

FlyingSquid ,
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Hello!

Pandantic OP ,
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Hello and welcome. So tell me, what’s it like to exit the ocean and take flight?

FlyingSquid ,
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Like nothing you stupid hairless apes could ever comprehend.

acockworkorange ,

Behold your brethren!

FlyingSquid ,
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I posted a picture of them elsewhere in the thread. The one on the far right is Gary. Never lend him money. Trust me.

delirious_owl ,
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Don't trust this one. He still owes me tree fiddy

acockworkorange ,

lol, thanks for the tip, I’ll keep an eye out for him!

NoIWontPickAName ,

Thanks!

Burn_The_Right , to Antique Memes Roadshow in any old farkers?

I miss how fun Fark was before I became aware of how conservative the mods are. The more of the conservatism I saw, the more I realized the place was not really for normal people and I felt like an intruder. I was so happy to find Reddit.

Buddahriffic ,

Also everything being in a single thread often resulted in me giving up on bothering. And the contrast immediately attracted me to Reddit (I think I went from checking Fark daily to just never going back when I discovered Reddit, at least not until the API changes).

PlainSimpleGarak ,

Interesting. Because they didn't share your viewes, you felt they weren't "normal" people?

Then you found Reddit, which (at least today) is fairly left wing. And you're happy you found it, because it's filled with people who share your views.

Burn_The_Right ,

they didn't share your viewes (sic)...

Correct. Racism, homophobia, xenophobia, transphobia, misogyny and other conservative bigotry are not views I share with conservatives, so I felt it would be best to find another place.

you felt they weren't "normal" people?

Correct. I do not consider harmful conservative ideologies to be consistent with the ideologies one would expect from normal people. Although, I concede that conservatives likely consider their own bigotry to be perfectly normal.

PlainSimpleGarak ,

You can find those views literally anywhere online with varying degrees

No offense, but you sound like a typical online conservative who thinks all leftists are commie loving, America hating, flag stopping, socialists vegans.

You obviously hate an entire group of people for some views that are not shared by all. This is dangerous and I would encourage you not to paint with such a broad brush.

Though I realize as I'm typing this you've already convinced yourself you are right and anyone who disagrees with you is wrong so this is a futile effort on my part. Safe journey.

PlainSimpleGarak , to Antique Memes Roadshow in any old farkers?

I have an old 1TB hard drive from 2010 that is full of these kinds of memes. Caturday, Ya rly owls, the whole works. I should stop by Fark and see how it's doing.

Underwaterbob , to Antique Memes Roadshow in any old farkers?

Fucking Caturday

GeekyOnion , to Antique Memes Roadshow in any old farkers?
Gork ,

Thou'st see-eth me rolling, thou'st hating.

JargonWagon ,

The gentlemen amongst the homes are always tough.
If thou arriveth speaking in insults, we shall verily receive gossip from your allies.
I only knoweth to be an honest man.
Do not quoth mine words, for I haven't spaketh.

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delirious_owl , to Today I Learned in TIL: Some cephalopods can fly…
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Lastly, there is one brave reptile that seems to break all the rules of flight and aerodynamics. It’s the flying snake.

I have a new nightmare, thanks

delirious_owl , to Today I Learned in TIL: Some cephalopods can fly…
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The Draco Lizard, also called the Flying Dragon, makes its home in the jungles of Southeast Asia and Southern India. Measuring a mere 8 inches from head to tail, it’s astounding that they can fly through the forest for up to 100 feet! They accomplish this by using folds of skin that rest against their body. When unfurled, this skin acts as wings.

Can it breathe fire too?

delirious_owl , to Today I Learned in TIL: Some cephalopods can fly…
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This unique flying tool is called a patagium, which is a stretchy cape of loose skin that starts at their wrists, extends along their body, and attaches at their ankles

Don't put your dick in it. Don't..

delirious_owl , to Today I Learned in TIL: Some cephalopods can fly…
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They can live in very different habitats, ranging from beneath the ocean waves to high up in the tree tops of a rainforest

Wut. rainforest tree squids?

zero_spelled_with_an_ecks , to Antique Memes Roadshow in any old farkers?

I summon Bevets!

bquintb OP ,
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I had completely forgot about Bevets...

/pulls summons bevets card

Bertuccio ,

I'd rather have PocketNinja.

Seriously it would make my year to read one of those nonsense posts only to scroll up and see who duped me.

Grabthar ,

Oh boy, when he would get into it with Fark's resident Israel apologist Tatsuma. What a shitshow.

whotookkarl , to Antique Memes Roadshow in any old farkers?
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Fark, slashdot, Penny arcade forums, something awful, phpbb, reddit, lobsters, Lemmy, ? Curious to see what comes next in public foruming

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/51338713-e339-4783-ae14-4f03cac2a6ee.webp

TropicalDingdong ,

Craigslist forums.

Socsa ,

doot

Grabthar , to Antique Memes Roadshow in any old farkers?

I think his knees are a bit too sharp, subby.

f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4 , to Antique Memes Roadshow in any old farkers?

Fark and Slashdot.

Someone on Lemmy had posted the gold spray paint huffing guy the other day... that will never not be funny and sad simultaneously.

WARRIORS

WARRIORS

WARRIORS

negativenull ,
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PM_Your_Nudes_Please ,

Holy shit this image really is a blast from the past. I haven’t seen this dude in probably 15 years.

f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4 ,

It's all coming back again... James Traficant... Drew spilled whiskey on the server... [Florida] tag

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